{"quotes":[{"text":"New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures of Britney Spears's vagina getting out of a car. Television has desensitizes us to violence, and porn has desensitized us to people getting shot in the eye.","author":"Bill Maher","tags":["britney-spears","culture","humor","osama-bin-laden","porn","violence"],"id":44021,"author_id":"Bill+Maher"},{"text":"When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["anguish","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","beat","funny","hilarious","hug","hugs","hugs-and-kisses","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","kiss","kisses","pain","painful","porn","porno","pornography","satire","scene","scenes","single","spank","spanks","starvation","starve","strike","suffer","suffering","whip"],"id":100198,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"How do is start the process call 'JerkOff'? - Pretty interesting question, I just found how it starts. It comes in your mind dirty stuff, like woman sucks a cock, woman sucks a dick =\u003e (then auto it starts), animal porn, woman sucks horse dick, woman sucks giraffe dick... Okay I little far went as I can this probably doesn't exist I haven't saw, but watching how man sucks a dick one moment comes when you want to watch lesbians don't you... Want???From there is possibility Shemale to be in an lesbian? Is there???Or she doesn't have any sex???In case she looks like a woman and have a dick, woman = woman, dick = man. Pretty interesting!...So let's go back, probably you have chance to see in school some kind a porn, some kind a kisses, which go far and far. But from there you see the boobs, then the feet from boobs it comes in your mind dick between the boobs, for feet comes feetjob. Then blowjob and so on and so on. But stop for a moment!You really don't need jerkoff it ruins everything, think clear if you want read this as much times as possible...","author":"Deyth Banger","tags":["animals","feet","feetjob","humanity","jerkoff","mankind","porn","possible"],"id":117277,"author_id":"Deyth+Banger"},{"text":"He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl porn—household tasks!","author":"Gena Showalter","tags":["chores","housework","men","porn"],"id":132873,"author_id":"Gena+Showalter"},{"text":"A number of people who I’ve talked to about this assume that I got into a fight with the cops. (Because of, y'know, the militant politics.) I actually had an audience member come up to me once and ask me if I paid taxes. Of course I pay taxes! I pay taxes for exactly the same reason that I hate paying taxes — because I think my government is terrifying and stupid. I don't need the IRS kicking my door down and taking my meticulously alphabetized collection of Tijuana bibles.","author":"Phillip Andrew Bennett Low","tags":["humor","irs","libertarian","political","porn","taxation","taxes"],"id":151190,"author_id":"Phillip+Andrew+Bennett+Low"},{"text":"I want your hand without the skin. Bone to bone without the molds. Mouth to mouth, without the porn.","author":"Coco J. Ginger","tags":["hands","life","love","love-story","lover","lovers","passion","porn","skin"],"id":170104,"author_id":"Coco+J.+Ginger"},{"text":"There isn't anything bad in eating an white ice cream it really doesn't matter is it in a pail or in a cornet. (You are now thinking... Oh, oh, oh an ice cream, I can do one for you. I have loads of just come to 'Where I live' and I can fill you with a lot of ice cream. You won't want to go home...). The banana eating, what's bad?? To go in a public and to eat one normal banana,... I'm talking about the fruit called banana which is yellow as an a colour... (O..., o..., (off I hate this moment as far as now when everything in your head is about sex and you just connect it), 'I'm sure that you like it', I have one in my home and it's one large you will like it and in the end there is little suprise for the people with patience)...What's bad or awful to eat an a cucumber???? OFFF, OFF, OFF you just again did this you connected it with this... What's bad of choosing sour cream or milk? Off, off, again and again all the time with this pornography it's like it's planted in your mind, like a bomb and in replace of the time you connect everything with pussy and dick. One moment with your dick sperm making it as an a milk, sour cream, ice cream so many faces… Then you connect it and with banana because in reality the banana is kind of fruit which can be sucked so you put replace of banana, your dick... Even when you write 'woman eating banana' in the google engine it will show some kind a pornography. But why do you connect it??Even with the pussy which cums, how woman touches it... WOW, WOW!","author":"Deyth Banger","tags":["brain","changes","connect","everything-pornography","porn","washed","wtf"],"id":194893,"author_id":"Deyth+Banger"},{"text":"Home at six AM.Is it still a walk of shame?I was shooting porn.","author":"Asa Akira","tags":["asa-akira","haiku","haiku","poem","porn"],"id":214114,"author_id":"Asa+Akira"},{"text":"You think those cats care? You think other animals watch each other go at it and it does something for them?”“Like cat-porn.","author":"Richard House","tags":["cats","porn"],"id":269146,"author_id":"Richard+House"},{"text":"The women in porn plead to be abused. They call themselves whores and sluts. They are beaten and penetrated by groups of men. Their faces are covered with semen from dozens of masturbating men, their anuses are penetrated repeatedly by lines of partners, and they are raped. The women portrayed in the films exist to fulfill the desire of men in the most degrading and painful way possible. Nearly all porn dialogue includes lines from women such as I am a cunt, I am a bitch. I am a whore. I am a slut.","author":"Chris Hedges","tags":["curse","degrade","dignity","insult","porn","pornography"],"id":283080,"author_id":"Chris+Hedges"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":22,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}