{"text":"When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["anguish","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","beat","funny","hilarious","hug","hugs","hugs-and-kisses","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","kiss","kisses","pain","painful","porn","porno","pornography","satire","scene","scenes","single","spank","spanks","starvation","starve","strike","suffer","suffering","whip"],"id":100198,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}