We’re animals, primates to be precise,” I pointed out. “Games are role playing from our hunter gatherer days.”“That's nothing to be proud of,” he said, in a fair imitation of Papa's manner.

No, I don't go to that restaurant anymore. No body goes there. It's too crowded.

Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an ey.

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow.

I'm a writer. I write checks. Mostly fiction.

They put me in a holding cell with a black kid and a white kid and a Chinese kid. We're the United Nations of juvenile delinquents.

I don't want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough.

Wisdom of the Ages: 'New Year's Eve' The last day you can do all the things you are resolving to give up-until you give up on your New Year's resolutions.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.