{"quotes":[{"text":"We’re animals, primates to be precise,” I pointed out. “Games are role playing from our hunter gatherer days.”“That's nothing to be proud of,” he said, in a fair imitation of Papa's manner.","author":"Ritu Lalit","tags":["humorous"],"id":190,"author_id":"Ritu+Lalit"},{"text":"No, I don't go to that restaurant anymore. No body goes there. It's too crowded.","author":"Yogi Berra","tags":["humorous"],"id":510,"author_id":"Yogi+Berra"},{"text":"Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an ey.","author":"Derek Landy","tags":["funny-mistakes","furniture","humor","humorous","mistakes"],"id":562,"author_id":"Derek+Landy"},{"text":"Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["comedy","entertainment","humor","humorous"],"id":579,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow.","author":"C.C. Alma","tags":["humor","humor-inspirational-life","humorous","optimism"],"id":643,"author_id":"C.C.+Alma"},{"text":"I'm a writer. I write checks. Mostly fiction.","author":"Wendy Liebman","tags":["fiction","humorous","writers","writing"],"id":1112,"author_id":"Wendy+Liebman"},{"text":"They put me in a holding cell with a black kid and a white kid and a Chinese kid. We're the United Nations of juvenile delinquents.","author":"Sherman Alexie","tags":["humorous"],"id":1182,"author_id":"Sherman+Alexie"},{"text":"I don't want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough.","author":"Joseph Heller","tags":["humorous"],"id":1330,"author_id":"Joseph+Heller"},{"text":"Wisdom of the Ages: 'New Year's Eve' The last day you can do all the things you are resolving to give up-until you give up on your New Year's resolutions.","author":"Matthew Heines","tags":["humorous","new-year-s-eve"],"id":1463,"author_id":"Matthew+Heines"},{"text":"Weather forecast for tonight: dark.","author":"George Carlin","tags":["humorous"],"id":1465,"author_id":"George+Carlin"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3113,"pages":312,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}