...His knees were held together by the skin-tight trousers, which consequently narrowed the aperture through which great quantities of malodorous, rancid dreck were shortly to emerge with great force. St John knew that this was likely to prove troublesome. Although his mid-morning bab was usually undertaken in a more perfunctory manner, he would still have been mindful enough to ensure that his trousers were well below the knee before he commenced the disagreeable act, but in his current predicament, he was in no state to dally.

One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.

Terrorism n.Violence for political purposes or the politically motivated threat of violence which, either intentionally or unintentionally, challenges the state's monopoly on political violence.

Obama's plan for 'change': Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!

There is a sort of mental treasonThat smothers dreams outside of reason.

Human Millipede 6 was the highest-grossing movie of the summer and returned Nicholas Cage to Oscar-winning status.

I want to blow your mind away, Pakistan. With love Yours destructively, TTP.

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.

High Maintenance; I don’t like to live in place that snows a lot, albeit I’d love to visit one. I won’t marry a super model, albeit date one.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.