Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another African American, when Troy Lee came in and said, 'She only speaks Cantonese.'She does not. She keeps coming in and saying 'What's up my nigga?''Oh yeah. She does that to me, too. Did you give her a pound?'No. I didn't give her a pound, motherfucker. She called me a nigga.'Well, she's not going to quit unless you give her a pound. It's just the way she rolls.'That's some bullshit, Troy.'It's her couch.

Just curious,she mouthed.'What? I didn't catch that.'Jjuussttccuurriioouuss.She drew it out this time, hoping he'd be able to read her lips.'If you spoke out loud,' he drawled, 'I might understand what you're saying.'Caroline stamped her foot in frustration, but when it landed, it landed on something considerablyless'flat than the floor.'Owww!' he yelled.Oh! His foot!Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry , she mouthed.I didn't mean it.'If you think I can understand that,' he growled, 'you're crazier than I'd originally thought.

To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ Well played.

While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.

Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It’s like a homepage without a scroll button?

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.

I think I’ll give the Cage of Death a miss too,” I said. Crocodiles were fascinating creatures, like living dinosaurs, but they could do their living over there somewhere, far away from me.

Everyone thinks of Anubis as this super jacked up jackal. I find that amusing. I guess he must work out a lot.” I guess when you think of it, it is kind of funny. No other picture of gods from that time are ripped. I guess Anubis did Egyptian steroids.

Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.

People can't really sympathize with you properly when you've woken them up.