{"quotes":[{"text":"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.","author":"Orson Welles","tags":["dinner","humor"],"id":1248,"author_id":"Orson+Welles"},{"text":"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.","author":"Dark Jar Tin Zoo","tags":["dinner","food","funny","honesty","humor","love","relationships","word-junkies"],"id":12606,"author_id":"Dark+Jar+Tin+Zoo"},{"text":"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.","author":"George Carlin","tags":["dinner","party","person "],"id":13515,"author_id":"George+Carlin"},{"text":"Whether you're on a diet, or you're looking for a go-to one bowl dinner recipe, salads should be thought of as crowd-pleasers, not a dreaded component of a meal.","author":"Marcus Samuelsson","tags":["thought","dinner","looking "],"id":21914,"author_id":"Marcus+Samuelsson"},{"text":"It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.","author":"Adam Smith","tags":["dinner","expect","interest "],"id":23280,"author_id":"Adam+Smith"},{"text":"That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.","author":"E.A. Bucchianeri","tags":["arts-and-humanities","dinner","finale","finales","food","funny","humor","humorous","humour","late-night-supper","late-nights","life","life-and-death","music","opera","opera-singers","operas","prima-donna","singers","singing","supper","theater","theatre","theatre-of-the-absurd","when-plans-go-wrong"],"id":32808,"author_id":"E.A.+Bucchianeri"},{"text":"It's safe to tell us stuff, okay?' This means it's not safe to tell them anything.","author":"A.S. King","tags":["dinner","family","relationship","talk"],"id":34011,"author_id":"A.S.+King"},{"text":"All great change in America begins at the dinner table.","author":"Ronald Reagan","tags":["change","america","dinner "],"id":38496,"author_id":"Ronald+Reagan"},{"text":"Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow the gospel of her teachings and do my very best in the remarkably less glamorous kitchen of my own home... Without the luxury of magically appearing prep bowls filled by a staff of sous chefs.","author":"Jesse Tyler Ferguson","tags":["home","best","dinner "],"id":42421,"author_id":"Jesse+Tyler+Ferguson"},{"text":"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.","author":"Alfred Hitchcock","tags":["good","theatre","dinner "],"id":42651,"author_id":"Alfred+Hitchcock"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":130,"pages":13,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}