{"quotes":[{"text":"There are always messages, even enigmas to be searched, mysteries to be solved in all of my books. I like to puzzle readers, but I do not make so to the point of being so complex that they will lose interest in the plot. And that for me is the essence of every great literature around the world, and that’s been so for ages.(....)Some were inpired by real life characters, some other books I wrote are hybrid fiction/non-fiction, so I pretty much get inspired by people who have lived, and even who are still breathing among us… so don’t get discouraged if I didn’t mention your personality traits yet. I might even have your name over my books, I must some day….","author":"Ana Claudia Antunes","tags":["accounts","characters","chronicles","creative-process","creative-writing","enigmas","fictional-characters","funny","habits","hybrid","imagination","inspiration","jokes","life","mix","mysteries-of-life","mystery-novels","odd","oddity","one-hundred-one","people","people-relations","puns","real-character","real-life-drama","real-people","reality","short-stories","tales","tips","traits","writing","writing-tips"],"id":27911,"author_id":"Ana+Claudia+Antunes"},{"text":"It's unpleasantly like being drunk.' 'What's so unpleasant about being drunk?' 'You ask a glass of water.","author":"Douglas Adams","tags":["joke","puns","water"],"id":36506,"author_id":"Douglas+Adams"},{"text":"I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.","author":"Brian Spellman","tags":["arrogance","conceit","humility","paraprosdokian","puns"],"id":46526,"author_id":"Brian+Spellman"},{"text":"They talk about human rights until the rights include things they personally do not like as alternatives. There needs to be Frank discussions. And Shirley can join too because the pun works. The ideas of human beings of all demeanor and venues are at stake here.","author":"Leviak B. Kelly","tags":["human-rights","ideas","puns"],"id":70234,"author_id":"Leviak+B.+Kelly"},{"text":"What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me.","author":"Ana Claudia Antunes","tags":["door","fables","funny","funny","joke","literal-meaning","mat","one-hundred-one","open-doors","puns","stories","urban","welcoming","word-count","words"],"id":78489,"author_id":"Ana+Claudia+Antunes"},{"text":"The first casualty of war is casual wear.","author":"Brian Spellman","tags":["fashion","lampoon","parody","puns","satire","war"],"id":92369,"author_id":"Brian+Spellman"},{"text":"I was in my element, excuse the pun.","author":"Adele Rose","tags":["alex","element","humour","puns"],"id":121878,"author_id":"Adele+Rose"},{"text":"People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone.","author":"Ana Claudia Antunes","tags":["autobiographical","autobiography","childhood","childhood-memories","enlightment","figurative","homographic","homophonic","humorous","paranormal","play-on-words","pun","puns","raised","rethorical","super-powers","supernatural","supervision","telepathy","third-eye","wordplay","x-ray","x-ray-vision"],"id":132782,"author_id":"Ana+Claudia+Antunes"},{"text":"There is never a bad time for a pun. There’s also never really a good time for a pun. You might as well just stay braced for a pun at all times, and ride them when they come with as much grace as you can manage.The fact that you can replace ‘pun’ with ‘disaster’ in the last three rules says a lot about the human race.","author":"Terry Pratchett","tags":["humanity","puns"],"id":133611,"author_id":"Terry+Pratchett"},{"text":"Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and impressionable, I think I infected them with my pun virus. They grew to enjoy puns, think puns, just as much as me. The problem is people don't really like puns any more, so I worry I've rendered the poor fuckers virtually unemployable.","author":"Frank Skinner","tags":["comedy","humour","puns"],"id":134751,"author_id":"Frank+Skinner"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":39,"pages":4,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}