I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?
— Ryan LillyThat's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.
— K. Martin BecknerSome of the most beautiful things worth having in your life come wrapped in a crown of thorns.
— Shannon L. Alder