I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

— Ryan Lilly

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.

— K. Martin Beckner

Some of the most beautiful things worth having in your life come wrapped in a crown of thorns.

— Shannon L. Alder