{"quotes":[{"text":"I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?","author":"Ryan Lilly","tags":["death-humor","funny","funny","funny","grave","gravestone","humorous","humour","ironic","irony","lawn","lawns","quotable","quotable","quotables","quote","quotes","thistle","thistles","weeds"],"id":140811,"author_id":"Ryan+Lilly"},{"text":"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.","author":"K. Martin Beckner","tags":["butter-knife","humor","sarcasm","thistles"],"id":340840,"author_id":"K.+Martin+Beckner"},{"text":"Some of the most beautiful things worth having in your life come wrapped in a crown of thorns.","author":"Shannon L. Alder","tags":["angels","beautiful-person","beauty-in-dark-places","broken-people","caring","christ","confident","crowns","dark-angels","daughters-of-god","different","giving","good-hearted","humanity","imperfect","impossible-people","inner-beauty","inner-light","leaders","loving","overcome","passionate-living","peaceful-warriors","perfect","prodigal-daughters","prodigal-son","queens","rise-up","self-love","self-respect","sensitive","spiritual","survivors","thistles","thorns"],"id":358046,"author_id":"Shannon+L.+Alder"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}