{"quotes":[{"text":"Hi, I'm Dick,' I said.'Yeah, I've heard that about you.","author":"Mindi Scott","tags":["sarcasm"],"id":790,"author_id":"Mindi+Scott"},{"text":"I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn't care.","author":"Maureen Johnson","tags":["caring-for-others","sarcasm"],"id":803,"author_id":"Maureen+Johnson"},{"text":"The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved.","author":"Criss Jami","tags":["arrogance","arrogant","belief","bias","clan","country","estimate","estimated","estimation","family","funny","funny-but-true","humor","illogical","inferior","inferiority","irrational","logic","mystery","nation","nationalism","patriot","patriotic","patriotism","people","percent","percentage","pride","prideful","sarcasm","sarcastic","stat","statistic","statistics","stats","superior","superiority","true"],"id":1099,"author_id":"Criss+Jami"},{"text":"Lord Ironman, please play tonsil hockey with me, just this one time. There, does that make you happy?","author":"Mercy Celeste","tags":["kiss","sarcasm"],"id":1131,"author_id":"Mercy+Celeste"},{"text":"You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!","author":"Harry Truman","tags":["backstabbing","dogs","egotism","faithfulness","friends","friendship","humor","political-humor","politics","sarcasm"],"id":2473,"author_id":"Harry+Truman"},{"text":"Independence is earned by a few words of cheap confidence.","author":"Albert Camus","tags":["independence","sarcasm"],"id":2554,"author_id":"Albert+Camus"},{"text":"A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate.","author":"Jordan Castillo Price","tags":["jordan-castillo-price","m-m-paranormal","sarcasm","victor-bayne"],"id":2782,"author_id":"Jordan+Castillo+Price"},{"text":"There was a silence. Elliot was surprised, because he would have thought the sound of every atom in his body exploding with indignation might make some noise.","author":"Sarah Rees Brennan","tags":["awkward-silence","funny","indignation","sarcasm"],"id":4084,"author_id":"Sarah+Rees+Brennan"},{"text":"Because we don't really sparkle.","author":"John G. Hartness","tags":["humor","sarcasm","vampires"],"id":4156,"author_id":"John+G.+Hartness"},{"text":"I am so tired of this gothic crap,” I muttered. “Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.","author":"Seanan McGuire","tags":["an-artificial-night","cliche","funny","gothic","humor","kittens","october-daye","sarcasm","seanan-mcguire","toby-daye","villain"],"id":4475,"author_id":"Seanan+McGuire"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":861,"pages":87,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}