One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.

— Travis J. Dahnke

Quitters and waiters have a varied beginning, but a similar ending. They don't win! Don't wait; don’t quit... Arise and shine with the light of passion right there in you!

— Israelmore Ayivor

Rich can live better than poor but they cannot live without poor.

— Amit Kalantri

A man who goes into a restaurant and blatantly disrespects the servers shows a strong discontent with his own being. Deep down he knows that restaurant service is the closest thing he will ever experience to being served like a king.

— Criss Jami

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

— Douglas Adams