{"quotes":[{"text":"The logic behind patriotism is a mystery. At least a man who believes that his own family or clan is superior to all others is familiar with more than 0.000003% of the people involved.","author":"Criss Jami","tags":["arrogance","arrogant","belief","bias","clan","country","estimate","estimated","estimation","family","funny","funny-but-true","humor","illogical","inferior","inferiority","irrational","logic","mystery","nation","nationalism","patriot","patriotic","patriotism","people","percent","percentage","pride","prideful","sarcasm","sarcastic","stat","statistic","statistics","stats","superior","superiority","true"],"id":1099,"author_id":"Criss+Jami"},{"text":"Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.","author":"Adhish Mazumder","tags":["politics","sarcasm","sarcastic-humor","sarcastic","trust","truth","wisdom","work-politics"],"id":6568,"author_id":"Adhish+Mazumder"},{"text":"While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believethat if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well inmy life.","author":"Vann Chow","tags":["hierarchy-of-needs","humor","humorous","humorous","maslow-s-hierarchy-of-needs","modern-life","needs-pyramid","positive-thinking","sarcastic","self-actualization","self-help"],"id":22688,"author_id":"Vann+Chow"},{"text":"Keep your heads up! We are sinking!","author":"Ljupka Cvetanova","tags":["aphorism","funny","irony","keep","keep-your-head-up","optimism","optimist","optimistic","positive-attitude","problem","problem-solvingolving","quote","quotes","sarcasm","sarcastic","sink","solution","trouble","witty"],"id":26905,"author_id":"Ljupka+Cvetanova"},{"text":"Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs.","author":"Vann Chow","tags":["china","dating","finding-a-girlfriend","gender-imbalance","gender-inequality","humorous","men","sarcastic","women"],"id":41298,"author_id":"Vann+Chow"},{"text":"If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["bromance","commercialism","core","core-of-the-soul","core-values","devil","god","humor","humour","job","materialism","mm","money","rat-race","religion","rockstar","sarcasm","sarcastic","sarcastic-humor","sarcastic","satan","society","work","working","worship","yaoi"],"id":47581,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"},{"text":"If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["bromance","commercialism","core","core-of-the-soul","core-values","devil","god","humor","humour","job","materialism","mm","money","rat-race","religion","rockstar","sarcasm","sarcastic","sarcastic-humor","sarcastic","satan","society","work","working","worship","yaoi"],"id":47581,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"},{"text":"The only difference between having an affair here and having an affair there was that the American men would always ended up losing half of his estates over a woman he was infatuated just as much as the next tramp who would come his way, while Japanese men would only earn more respect from their subordinates through the possession of much younger women, as a sign of prowess and affluence, while their wives at home, as if there were rule books distributed nationally on the “proper” marriage etiquette for all young Japanese women to read before they enter into the matrimony, would turn a blind eye on their disloyalty quietly.","author":"Vann Chow","tags":["affair","american-culture","asia","asian","asian-culture","boyfriend","cultural-difference","disloyal","disloyalty","girlfriend","immoral","japan","love","love-affair","marriage","matrimony","men-and-women","morality","morals","not-loyal","office-romance","relationship","sarcastic","social-moral","wedding","women-and-men"],"id":50206,"author_id":"Vann+Chow"},{"text":"Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. 'And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems...'Alcoves,' Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. 'I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue.","author":"Robin Hobb","tags":["alcoves","answer","arm","blank","captain","cliff","funny","language","mother","name","point","query","question","response","sarcasm","sarcastic","title","tongue","voice","wit","witty","word"],"id":54501,"author_id":"Robin+Hobb"},{"text":"Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.","author":"Will McIntosh","tags":["funny","humor","sarcastic"],"id":56756,"author_id":"Will+McIntosh"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":72,"pages":8,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}