As dogs return to their vomit, some men return to their wives.

Bill was wrestling with his undercooked chicken. 'Wow,' I remarked while examining my own plate. 'I don't think I can eat this.' 'I know. It's gross,' he conceded. 'But it's free, so I scarf down seconds each night.' 'As a dog returneth to his vomit,' I said, while making the sign of the cross in the air in front of me. 'Amen,' he agreed with his mouth full, and toasted me with his 7Up can.

We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It’ll be great . . .

Usually after a good puke you feel better right away. We hugged each other and then said good-bye and went off to opposite ends of the hall to lie down in our own rooms. There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Suddenly I had to laugh. It was like realising you definitely need to projectile vomit when you thought you had it under control in some imprisoning form of public space.

People. You must love people. Men are admirable. I wantto vomit—and suddenly, there it is: the Nausea.

I'm not much for parties. Sometimes you have to wear a funny hat, sometimes they expect you to eat sushi, which is like eating bait. And there's always some totally drunk girl who thinks you're smitten by her, when what you're really wondering is if she'll vomit on your shirt or instead on your shoes.

In Heathrow a vast chunk of memory detached itself from a blank bowl of airport sky and fell on him. He vomited into a blue plastic canister without breaking stride.

You know nothing says love like a man holding a bucket, waiting for you to hurl into it.'No, offense, you start hurling and I'm going to be needed immediately downstairs in the casino ... I guarantee it.'She glared at him with only her one eye open. 'That's not very roma.

You are likely to vomit your dreams if you take too much at a time. Take it one after the other and don't over-eat the dreams you have! Dream big, but start small!