{"quotes":[{"text":"Thus went my first Court Day.I think I'm going to puke.","author":"Tamora Pierce","tags":["court","court-day","day","dogs","puke","puppy"],"id":16652,"author_id":"Tamora+Pierce"},{"text":"That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke is supposed to be. It definitely wasn't black, and it didn't smell like toasty poop. This was a good sign.","author":"Carrie Harris","tags":["color","puke","zombies"],"id":75967,"author_id":"Carrie+Harris"},{"text":"Usually after a good puke you feel better right away. We hugged each other and then said good-bye and went off to opposite ends of the hall to lie down in our own rooms. There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.","author":"Sylvia Plath","tags":["alcohol","friends","friendship","humour","puke","sickness","vomit"],"id":80771,"author_id":"Sylvia+Plath"},{"text":"You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["funny","percy-jackson","puke"],"id":198787,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"How can I give up stalking when I have a family to feed? Get a job? I don't want to work for you, your work makes me puke, do you understand? This is the way I figure it: if a man works with you, he is always working for one of you, he is a slave and nothing else. And I always wanted to be myself, on my own, so that I could spit at you all, at your boredom and despair.","author":"Arkady Strugatsky","tags":["boredom","despair","family","feed","give-up","individualism","individuality","job","myself","puke","slave","spit","stalking","understand","work"],"id":470368,"author_id":"Arkady+Strugatsky"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":5,"pages":1}}