{"quotes":[{"text":"Some people just needed to be stolen from.","author":"Eoin Colfer","tags":["artemis-fowl","conscience","eoin-colfer","stealing","thief"],"id":1910,"author_id":"Eoin+Colfer"},{"text":"No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?","author":"Eoin Colfer","tags":["artemis","code","eoin-colfer","eternity","fowl"],"id":40825,"author_id":"Eoin+Colfer"},{"text":"They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.","author":"Eoin Colfer","tags":["artemis-fowl","enlightenment","eoin-colfer","knowledge-is-power"],"id":161431,"author_id":"Eoin+Colfer"},{"text":"The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.","author":"Eoin Colfer","tags":["artemis-fowl","eoin-colfer","evolution","science"],"id":187462,"author_id":"Eoin+Colfer"},{"text":"Certain battles were won by retreating.","author":"Eoin Colfer","tags":["artemis-fowl","battle","battle-of-wills","eoin-colfer","retreat"],"id":265176,"author_id":"Eoin+Colfer"},{"text":"Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.","author":"Eoin Colfer","tags":["artemis-fowl","eoin-colfer","friendship","holly-short","inspirational"],"id":304524,"author_id":"Eoin+Colfer"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":6,"pages":1}}