{"quotes":[{"text":"You said you'd give me half an hour!''And you said you'd satisfy me whenever I wanted it. I want it now.' He removed is jacket. 'Drop the towel.''I-I never agreed to be naked!","author":"Kresley Cole","tags":["funny","naked","towel"],"id":53457,"author_id":"Kresley+Cole"},{"text":"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?","author":"Douglas Adams","tags":["british","humor","science-fiction","social-commentary","thumb","towel"],"id":70819,"author_id":"Douglas+Adams"},{"text":"Noah?'A welcome voice - not my mother's, but welcome all the same: Echo. A smile spread across my face. This was too good. Me in a towel, alone in the house with my nymph. I left the bathroom.","author":"Katie McGarry","tags":["echo-and-noah","echo-emerson","katie-mcgarry","love","noah-hutchins","pushing-the-limits","sweet","towel"],"id":360620,"author_id":"Katie+McGarry"},{"text":"As cruel as life might be at times, if you throw in the towel, which is what everyone will expect, then nothing good will happen and your life will fall apart. Be better than that!","author":"Bill Courtney","tags":["bad","better","cruel","expect","fall","good","happen","life","time","towel"],"id":477735,"author_id":"Bill+Courtney"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}