{"quotes":[{"text":"Pretty average headlines for a worldwide catastrophe,' Jane remarked as she read from Hollywood's Highest. 'Some man in Africa claimed to have found the cure for AIDS, yet another politician said something about the president and now formally regrets it, and a pop star OD'd while an actress lost fifteen pounds overnight, and here's how you can, too!' She continued reading. 'Oh, wow. The 'Celebrititties' section says she was in a car accident and her arms had to be amputated. Damn.","author":"Bryant A. Loney","tags":["irony","magazine","magazines","news","newspaper","newspapers"],"id":7875,"author_id":"Bryant+A.+Loney"},{"text":"Chase your dreams, even if you trip.","author":"Ashley Brooke Robbins","tags":["dont-give-up","dreams","hope","lgbtq-community","lllranting","love","magazine","trip"],"id":53030,"author_id":"Ashley+Brooke+Robbins"},{"text":"This was like being in one of those National Geographic magazines. We were among the natives now.","author":"Brandi Salazar","tags":["animals","fairy-tales","fighting","humor","magazine"],"id":62688,"author_id":"Brandi+Salazar"},{"text":"Pretty average headlines for a worldwide catastrophe,” Jane remarked as she read from Hollywood's Highest. “Some man in Africa claimed to have found the cure for AIDS, yet another politician said something about the president and now formally regrets it, and a pop star OD'd while an actress lost fifteen pounds overnight, and here's how you can, too!” She continued reading. “Oh, wow. The 'Celebrititties' section says she was in a car accident and her arms had to be amputated. Damn.","author":"Bryant A. Loney","tags":["irony","magazine","magazines","news","newspaper","newspapers"],"id":72529,"author_id":"Bryant+A.+Loney"},{"text":"I find, the fancier the fashion magazine is, the worse the Photoshop. It’s as if they are already so disgusted that a human has to be in the clothes, they can’t stop erasing human features.","author":"Tina Fey","tags":["beauty","conventional-beauty","fashion","magazine","photoshop"],"id":135287,"author_id":"Tina+Fey"},{"text":"If you want to know the value of a week ask the editor of a weekly magazine if he fails to meet up with the target of his weekly publication.","author":"Sunday Adelaja","tags":["magazine","value"],"id":135873,"author_id":"Sunday+Adelaja"},{"text":"You're the creator of your own future. Get to writing.","author":"Ashley Brooke Robbins","tags":["creator","future","get-to-it","lgbtq-community","lllranting","magazine","writing"],"id":145676,"author_id":"Ashley+Brooke+Robbins"},{"text":"[The Truth Seeker is] Devoted to: science, morals, free thought, free discussions, liberalism, sexual equality, labor reform, progression, free education and whatever tends to elevate and emancipate the human race.Opposed to: priestcraft, ecclesiasticism, dogmas, creeds, false theology, superstition, bigotry, ignorance, monopolies, aristocracies, privileged classes, tyranny, oppression, and everything that degrades or burdens mankind mentally or physically.","author":"De Robigne Mortimer Bennett","tags":["equality","ethics","freethought","ignorance","liberty","magazine","morality","purpose","science","superstition","truth"],"id":188384,"author_id":"De+Robigne+Mortimer+Bennett"},{"text":"The preachers and lecturers deal with men of straw, as they are men of straw themselves. Why, a free-spoken man, of sound lungs, cannot draw a long breath without causing your rotten institutions to come toppling down by the vacuum he makes. Your church is a baby-house made of blocks, and so of the state....The church, the state, the school, the magazine, think they are liberal and free! It is the freedom of a prison-yard.","author":"Henry David Thoreau","tags":["church","free","liberal","magazine","men-of-straw","preachers","prison","rotten","school","self-deception","state","straw-men"],"id":234401,"author_id":"Henry+David+Thoreau"},{"text":"Why is it these days that so many people hate reading? Some people won't even touch a newspaper or magazine. It isn't television that kills reading, or cinema or radio, or even those accursed little things known as video games. People used to read all the time, but when the century shifted subtly, somewhere along the way, people forgot how to imagine. When did it happen? At what point? Who or what is to blame? Maybe it's just because the world has become so cold and scientific and shallow in recent years.","author":"Rebecca McNutt","tags":["book","cold","hate","magazine","movie","newspaper","reading","science","television","video-game"],"id":238876,"author_id":"Rebecca+McNutt"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":16,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}