...I think I might die if I don't kiss you right now. A real-life kiss.

I love that name. A country named Chad. Sounds like somebody who lived next door to the Brady Bunch. But if Chad actually lived next door to the Bradys, Greg would be roasting over a slow fire and Marcia would be standing naked on an auction block, because Chad is one of the hungriest, craziest, most desperate places on the planet.

I don’t know,' she said. 'I’m not sure you would like me in real life. I’m a lot different there, you know. I don’t even look the same.' ' I don’t care if you look like a troll with warts,' Sir Leo declared, taking her hand in his. 'I love you.