{"quotes":[{"text":"Seventy-five percent of the time when I'm ordering my 'almond milk matcha latte with no sugar added, lukewarm, please,' I'll be recognized by an employee. And yes, my order is a pin in the ass, but I'm determined to enjoy the liquid indulgences of modern life. Might as well take advantage of it all before the zombie apocalypse. I have no practical skills; I'm fully aware that I'll be one of the first ones 'turned.' Instead of learning motorcycle repair or something else disaster-scenario useful, I'll order the drink I want until I become a shambling corpse.AND I WON'T BE DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT, OKAY?","author":"Felicia Day","tags":["comedy","zombie-apocalypse"],"id":10035,"author_id":"Felicia+Day"},{"text":"You’re drunk. They’d arrest you on the spot.”\t“What? There’s no law against driving a car when you’re drunk.” He swayed back and forth while he spoke. “Besides, I’m not drunk.”\t“Fine, you’re not drunk, but you’ve been drinking and there is a law that says you can’t drive when you’re drunk. It’s called driving while intoxicated or driving under the influence or something like that. I’ll drive.”\t“Hmmm… Never heard of it. Okay- you drive.","author":"Ian McClellan","tags":["1960s","1969","drunk-driving","fetish-porn","zombie-apocalypse","zombies"],"id":20798,"author_id":"Ian+McClellan"},{"text":"‘There’s no time for right or wrong,’ I said.","author":"Steven Ramirez","tags":["chaos","cheated","contagion","crazies","dead","death","drunk","hell-on-earth","horde","hordes","horror","horror-fantasy","na","new-adult","novel","paramilitary","paranormal-thriller","quarantine","revenge","soldier","soldiers","thriller","undead-thriller","weapon","weapons","zombie","zombie-apocalypse","zombie-horror","zombie-thriller","zombies"],"id":21341,"author_id":"Steven+Ramirez"},{"text":"If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right?","author":"Alison Kemper","tags":["humor","ya","zombie-apocalypse","zombies"],"id":29605,"author_id":"Alison+Kemper"},{"text":"This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but.","author":"Steven Ramirez","tags":["chaos","cheated","contagion","crazies","dead","death","drunk","hell-on-earth","horde","hordes","horror","horror-fantasy","na","new-adult","novel","paramilitary","paranormal-thriller","quarantine","revenge","soldier","soldiers","thriller","undead-thriller","weapon","weapons","zombie","zombie-apocalypse","zombie-horror","zombie-thriller","zombies"],"id":35214,"author_id":"Steven+Ramirez"},{"text":"I knew then I was going to die in the street without ever seeing Holly again. All because I tried to help an old woman, proving for all eternity that no good deed goes unpunished.","author":"Steven Ramirez","tags":["chaos","cheated","contagion","crazies","dead","death","drunk","hell-on-earth","horde","hordes","horror","horror-fantasy","na","new-adult","novel","paramilitary","paranormal-thriller","quarantine","revenge","soldier","soldiers","thriller","undead-thriller","weapon","weapons","zombie","zombie-apocalypse","zombie-horror","zombie-thriller","zombies"],"id":35567,"author_id":"Steven+Ramirez"},{"text":"I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.","author":"Andrew Cormier","tags":["thriller","zombie","zombie-apocalypse","zombie-horror","zombie-survival"],"id":35903,"author_id":"Andrew+Cormier"},{"text":"Powell’s face appeared on screen. “It’s true, the doomsday crowd is a little crazy,” she said, looking thoughtful. “But that doesn’t mean they’re wrong.","author":"Forrest Carr","tags":["atlantis","lost-civilizations","science-fiction","zombie-apocalypse","zombies"],"id":37287,"author_id":"Forrest+Carr"},{"text":"...I can't make exceptions for myself. If I can run, I will run. I don't have to feel good to do it.","author":"Patricia Hamill","tags":["fitness-holiday","perseverance","zombie-apocalypse"],"id":39727,"author_id":"Patricia+Hamill"},{"text":"But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life. I wondered if God would even notice.","author":"Steven Ramirez","tags":["chaos","cheated","contagion","crazies","dead","death","drunk","hell-on-earth","horde","hordes","horror","horror-fantasy","na","new-adult","novel","paramilitary","paranormal-thriller","quarantine","revenge","soldier","soldiers","thriller","undead-thriller","weapon","weapons","zombie","zombie-apocalypse","zombie-horror","zombie-thriller","zombies"],"id":41284,"author_id":"Steven+Ramirez"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":109,"pages":11,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}