{"quotes":[{"text":"Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?'Most likely Trelawney's own men,' said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.'I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.","author":"Robert Louis Stevenson","tags":["humor","humour","pirates","pun","wit","wordplay"],"id":12726,"author_id":"Robert+Louis+Stevenson"},{"text":"The word is my weapon. FIRE!","author":"Ljupka Cvetanova","tags":["aphorism","fight","fire","fireworks","gun","quote","rifle","saying","soldier-archetype","soldier-home-from-war","soldiers","terr","war","warfare","warfare-prayers","weapon","weapons","weapons-of-mass-destruction","word","word-of-god","wordplay","words-have-power","words-of-wisdom","words-to-inspire-you","words-to-live-by"],"id":19614,"author_id":"Ljupka+Cvetanova"},{"text":"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.","author":"Oscar Wilde","tags":["humorous","naughty","wordplay"],"id":29992,"author_id":"Oscar+Wilde"},{"text":"When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them.","author":"Natalya Vorobyova","tags":["bar","bars","humor","law","lawyer","prison","wordplay"],"id":41486,"author_id":"Natalya+Vorobyova"},{"text":"Life never be serious with you it always make fun of you so learn to have fun.","author":"Siddhant R. Shinde","tags":["fun","humor","inspirational","joy","life","life-lessons","love","motivational","peace","philosophy","wisdom","wordplay"],"id":71870,"author_id":"Siddhant+R.+Shinde"},{"text":"Alice sighed wearily. `I think you might do something better with the time,' she said, `than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers.'`If you knew Time as well as I do,' said the Hatter, `you wouldn't talk about wasting it. It's him.'`I don't know what you mean,' said Alice.`Of course you don't!' the Hatter said, tossing his head contemptuously. `I dare say you never even spoke to Time!'`Perhaps not,' Alice cautiously replied: `but I know I have to beat time when I learn music.'`Ah! That accounts for it,' said the Hatter. `He won't stand beating. Now, if you only kept on good terms with him, he'd do almost anything you liked with the clock. For instance, suppose it were nine o'clock in the morning, just time to begin lessons: you'd only have to whisper a hint to Time, and round goes the clock in a twinkling! Half-past one, time for dinner!","author":"Lewis Carroll","tags":["alice-in-wonderland","lewis-carroll","mad-hatter","time","wordplay"],"id":76156,"author_id":"Lewis+Carroll"},{"text":"Brevity is the soul of lingerie.","author":"Dorothy Parker","tags":["humor","lingerie","wordplay"],"id":78813,"author_id":"Dorothy+Parker"},{"text":"Wake up to think of words… want to walk through pages of meanings, the links in assonance, alliteration, or just simple sense that moves the eye to leap that way to the next-door play of sound and resonance.","author":"Initially NO","tags":["dictionaries","dictionary","meanings","pages","sense","sounds","wordplay","words"],"id":84865,"author_id":"Initially+NO"},{"text":"Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Nothing's impossible!","author":"Lewis Carroll","tags":["alice","alice-in-wonderland","door","funny","humor","wordplay"],"id":91431,"author_id":"Lewis+Carroll"},{"text":"Astray from a deep sleep chronic as I write by phonics, like insomnia I will always live the onyx night for revealing, and, upon it, still I'll steal the bright light of day right away just to keep building at speeds hypersonic.","author":"Criss Jami","tags":["action","adventure","ambition","art","awake","building","chronic","chronic-illness","clever","consciousness","construction","creativity","day","development","discovery","fast-pace","growth","hard-work","hustler","hustlers-ambition","hustling","hypersonic","imagination","improvement","insomnia","life","living","lyrics","night","onyx","phonics","poetry","progression","revealing","rhyming","sacrifice","sleep","sleeplessness","songwriting","speed","stealing","success","thinking","thoughts","time","witty","wordplay","wordsmith","work","work-ethic","writing"],"id":101666,"author_id":"Criss+Jami"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":59,"pages":6,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}