She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest.

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.

When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave.

Some of us walk around with a necklace of hope, an armour of sanity, but at the end of the day, they always come off. We reveal our naked, vulnerable, real selves.

I will never claim to know what you are thinking. I only hope I am on your mind.

I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.

One thing I've learned about myself is that I can accomplish anything I want to. The caveat is that I have to want to do it. I've never been able to forge desire.