{"quotes":[{"text":"Terrorism n.Violence for political purposes or the politically motivated threat of violence which, either intentionally or unintentionally, challenges the state's monopoly on political violence.","author":"Leslie Starr O'Hara","tags":["humor","politics","satire","wit"],"id":771,"author_id":"Leslie+Starr+O%27Hara"},{"text":"Two blind men waited at the end of an era, contemplating beauty.","author":"Brandon Sanderson","tags":["hoid","wit"],"id":791,"author_id":"Brandon+Sanderson"},{"text":"Today I am amused, and I haven't seen anyone yet.","author":"Aleksandra Ninkovic","tags":["alone","amused","clever","humor","mornings","today","wit","writing"],"id":1241,"author_id":"Aleksandra+Ninkovic"},{"text":"You will find her manners beyond anything I can describe; and your wit and vivacity, I think, must be acceptable to her, especially when tempered with the silence and respect which her rank will inevitably excite.","author":"Jane Austen","tags":["wit"],"id":1894,"author_id":"Jane+Austen"},{"text":"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.","author":"Mark Twain","tags":["books","humor","on-writing","wit","writing"],"id":1971,"author_id":"Mark+Twain"},{"text":"Happy hour?' Jason says. 'It's barely noon, Grams'Oh, shush, you. You'll have some, yes?''Well'-he smiles slyly and wiggles his eyebrows-'if you insist'. Every time, it's the same thing. Leaning in, he rubs his hands together expectantly. The drinking age in New York State was raised last year, so technically, I suppose, this is still illegal for my grandson. But the Jews didn't spend forty years wandering the desert so that I could forfeit a gin and tonic with my progeny...","author":"Susan Jane Gilman","tags":["gin-and-tonic","wit"],"id":2630,"author_id":"Susan+Jane+Gilman"},{"text":"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.","author":"Joss Whedon","tags":["firefly","humour","irony","show-business","wit"],"id":2766,"author_id":"Joss+Whedon"},{"text":"Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.","author":"Amit Kalantri","tags":["adage","advertisement","alliterations","amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri-writer","blog","blogging","book-writing","business","catch-lines","catchphrases","characters","company","creative-writing","early-bird","entrepreneur","entrepreneurship","essay","fail","failure","inspirational","knowledge","motivational","movie","movie-dialogue","new-business","novel-writing","own-business","philosophy","proverbs","public-speaking","punchline","quotes","rhetoric","sayings","script","script-writing","scriptwriting","slogans","social-networking","speech","speechwriting","startup","story","succeed","success","tag-lines","wisdom","wit","witty","writing"],"id":3123,"author_id":"Amit+Kalantri"},{"text":"The banalities of a great man pass for wit.","author":"Alexander Chase","tags":["wit"],"id":3710,"author_id":"Alexander+Chase"},{"text":"I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.","author":"Amit Kalantri","tags":["amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri","audi","automobile","back-seat","bentley","bikes","bmw","brakes","car","car","cars","chauffeur","comedy","convertible","drive","driver","driving","emotions","engine","ferrari","ford","four-wheeler","front-seat","gear","heart","horn","horsepower","humor","jaguar","lamborghini","lexus","luxury-car","mclaren","mercedes","mercedes-benz","motor","motorcar","motorcycle","ride","riding","road-trip","roadtrip","rolls-royce","speed","sports-car","steering","steering-wheel","torque","travel","two-wheeler","vehicle","wheels","windshield","wit","witty"],"id":4849,"author_id":"Amit+Kalantri"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":447,"pages":45,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}