{"quotes":[{"text":"Everything is going as planned until I notice that Ashley has barely touched her wine glass or food after ordering the priciest bottle and several of the most expensive dishes on the menu.From 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story.","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boys","bad-dates","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","when-things-go-wrong"],"id":86452,"author_id":"Zack+Love"},{"text":"New York City is legendary for sleeping around. There's hot tail everywhere and it's such a big city that two-timing and even three-timing is very doable, if you plan it right.'From 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever. (a Short Story).","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boys","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","zack-love"],"id":139557,"author_id":"Zack+Love"},{"text":"And just as I'm about to lay on the Yi-Wang-Smooth, I see Lay #1 and Lay #3 show up to our table and take the two empty seats nearby. From: 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story.","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boyfriends","bad-dates","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","when-things-go-wrong"],"id":144568,"author_id":"Zack+Love"},{"text":"This was getting uglier by the minute, I thought. There really was no easy escape, since we were sitting far from the exit and the waiters knew me from prior dinner dates with Ashley and I hadn't paid the tab yet. From: 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story.","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boyfriends","caught-in-a-lie","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","when-things-go-wrong"],"id":187124,"author_id":"Zack+Love"},{"text":"Like a driver who has lost control of his vechicle, I was bracing for the impending crash.'From: 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story.","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boyfriends","caught-in-a-lie","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","when-things-go-wrong"],"id":320992,"author_id":"Zack+Love"},{"text":"If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with my crew for the glory and the laughs, or to cheer up the next buddy of mine to get dumped or cheated on. From 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: A Short Story.","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boys","bad-dates","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","when-things-go-wrong"],"id":407663,"author_id":"Zack+Love"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":6,"pages":1}}