{"quotes":[{"text":"Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.","author":"Robert Black","tags":["depression","friday-night","nine-to-five","slavery","weekends","working"],"id":89759,"author_id":"Robert+Black"},{"text":"The weekends are too short for sleep!","author":"Bryant A. Loney","tags":["sleep","teen","teenager","teenagers","teens","weekend","weekends","young-adult"],"id":187652,"author_id":"Bryant+A.+Loney"},{"text":"Isn't it interesting how much we dislike the days that allow us to enjoy our weekends? The days that pay. If you don't like Monday's, you're not living your authentic life! You’re in the wrong job! What do you really want to do with your life…?","author":"James A. Murphy","tags":["allow","authentic","days","dislike","enjoy","interesting","job","life","living","monday-s","pay","weekends"],"id":248216,"author_id":"James+A.+Murphy"},{"text":"When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["apathy","bore","bored","boredom","dissatisfaction","dreariness","dullness","education","employ","employed","employee","employees","employer","employers","employment","ennui","flatness","friday","frustration","humor","humour","interesting","job","joke","lassitude-tedium","lethargy","monotony","repetitiveness","restiveness","restlessness","satire","saturday","school","seven","sunday","unconcern","unemployed","unemployment","uninteresting","weariness","week","weekday","weekdays","weekend","weekends","weeks","work"],"id":290923,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["employee","employment","weekends"],"id":295303,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Weekends are an employee’s parole.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["employees","employment","freedom","parole","slavery","weekends"],"id":376209,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Self-employment killed the weekend.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["employment","holiday","rest","self-employment","weekends"],"id":466076,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":7,"pages":1}}