{"quotes":[{"text":"That was the thing about weddings: they forced family members to deal with one another, like it or not.","author":"Jamie Brenner","tags":["family","life","love","relationships","weddings"],"id":17242,"author_id":"Jamie+Brenner"},{"text":"Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.","author":"Groucho Marx","tags":["divorce","weddings"],"id":17245,"author_id":"Groucho+Marx"},{"text":"Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["adultery","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","cheat","cheater","cheaters","cheating","commit","commitment","concubine","concubines","courtesan","courtesans","date","dating","funny","girlfriend","girlfriends","heartbreak","heartbreaker","heartbreakers","heartbreaking","heartbroken","hetaera","hetaerae","hetaeras","hetaira","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","hurt","hurting","hurts","infidelity","joke","jokes","kept-woman","kept-women","love","marriage","marriages","marry","mistress","mistresses","relationship","relationships","satire","side-chick","side-chicks","side-dick","side-dicks","wedding","weddings"],"id":17425,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"But men are bound to saySome things that, though untrue,Will get you down the aisleUntil you say 'I do.","author":"Joyce Rachelle","tags":["lies","marriage","men","smooth-talkers","weddings","women"],"id":19972,"author_id":"Joyce+Rachelle"},{"text":"Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","bad-parent","bad-parenting","bad-parents","child","children","experience","experienced","families","family","good-parent","good-parenting","good-parents","humor","humour","kid","kids","learn-from-experience","marriage","marriages","nuclear-families","nuclear-family","offspring","parent","parenthood","parenting","parenting-tip","parenting-tips","parents","quotation","quotations","quote","quotes","relationship","relationships","satire","seasoned","wedding","weddings"],"id":38515,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"He did that slow perusal thing with his eyes that guys did when they wanted a girl to know they liked what they saw. A slow smile curved his lips. “Yep.”She recognized that look. She may have been out of the dating game for far too long, but she still understood the process. What she didn’t know was how to respond.","author":"Tami Lund","tags":["crimson-romance","fbi-romance","romantic-suspense","weddings"],"id":42214,"author_id":"Tami+Lund"},{"text":"Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["acquisition","asset","assets","backing","bond","car","cars","conspicuous-consumption","consumerism","debt","divorce","employee","employees","employer","employers","employment","expend","financing","funding","funeral","funerals","gamble","gambling","holding","house","houses","humor","humour","invest","investing","investment","job","loan","marriage","materialism","mortgage","properties","property","return-on-investment","risk","roi","satire","show-off","speculate","speculation","spend","venture","wedding","weddings","work"],"id":43131,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["abolish","abolishment","aphorism","aphorisms","aspiration","aspirations","aspire","boyfriend","boyfriends","couple","couples","divorce","divorced","divorcee","divorces","dream","dreamer","dreamers","dreams","girlfriend","girlfriends","goal","goals","humor","humour","institution","institutions","love","man","marriage","marriages","married","marry","men","quotation","quotations","quote","quotes","relationship-goal","relationship-goals","satire","vow","vows","wedding","wedding-vows","weddings","woman","women"],"id":49683,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"I always thought there would be more interesting people at my wedding.","author":"Sarah Ruhl","tags":["disappointment","play","weddings"],"id":51436,"author_id":"Sarah+Ruhl"},{"text":"She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.","author":"Hilary Grossman","tags":["commitment-phobic","dating","dating-dilemmas","relationships","weddings"],"id":60914,"author_id":"Hilary+Grossman"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":58,"pages":6,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}