{"quotes":[{"text":"People create all kind of fancy watches and clocks, never stopping to realize they're building monuments to the greatest of all thieves.","author":"K. Martin Beckner","tags":["clocks","monuments","reflections on life","time","time","time-travel","watches"],"id":57000,"author_id":"K.+Martin+Beckner"},{"text":"An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.","author":"Albert Camus","tags":["mind","watches","intellectual "],"id":109643,"author_id":"Albert+Camus"},{"text":"Each of us has a cuckoo clock inside of them.For some it never chimes.For some it chimes only intermittently.For some it chimes on every hour.While for others it never stops chiming.Think about it!","author":"Anthony T. Hincks","tags":["chimes","clocks","cuckoo-clock","others","people","philosophy","some","time","watches"],"id":124082,"author_id":"Anthony+T.+Hincks"},{"text":"The illusion is time itself.","author":"Anthony T. Hincks","tags":["clocks","illusion","itself","philosophy","time","time-passing","watches"],"id":144351,"author_id":"Anthony+T.+Hincks"},{"text":"I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.","author":"Ian Hecox","tags":["care","watches","think "],"id":173200,"author_id":"Ian+Hecox"},{"text":"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.","author":"Jeff Foxworthy","tags":["discovery","know","watches "],"id":174168,"author_id":"Jeff+Foxworthy"},{"text":"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.","author":"Douglas Adams","tags":["ape","cosmology","digital","earth","galaxy","humour","perspective","primitive","unfashionable","watches"],"id":222557,"author_id":"Douglas+Adams"},{"text":"For a guy who used to steal watches on the streets of Chandni Chowk for kicks, I surely think my success at the age of 22 was pretty early!","author":"Akshay Kumar","tags":["success","watches","think "],"id":276893,"author_id":"Akshay+Kumar"},{"text":"I'd been on 'SVU' before and I'd been on 'Criminal Intent,' but I wasn't a follower. Like, my mom watches every episode, even before I was on it.","author":"Kelli Giddish","tags":["watches","like","intent "],"id":283170,"author_id":"Kelli+Giddish"},{"text":"I'm not a big spender or shopper. Neither am I extravagant, nor do I have big expenses. I mainly spend on travel. I don't buy overpriced clothes, as I feel such expenses are unnecessary. I probably wouldn't buy expensive watches or jewellery either.","author":"Katrina Kaif","tags":["clothes","watches","feel "],"id":287680,"author_id":"Katrina+Kaif"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":21,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}