{"quotes":[{"text":"You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!","author":"The Fart Blast","tags":["brain","farts","fuckyou","human","vulgar"],"id":1437,"author_id":"The+Fart+Blast"},{"text":"Fatally, the term 'barbarian' is the password that opens up the archives of the twentieth century. It refers to the despiser of achievement, the vandal, the status denier, the iconoclast, who refuses to acknowledge any ranking rules or hierarchy. Whoever wishes to understand the twentieth century must always keep the barbaric factor in view. Precisely in more recent modernity, it was and still is typical to allow an alliance between barbarism and success before a large audience, initially more in the form of insensitive imperialism, and today in the costumes of that invasive vulgarity which advances into virtually all areas through the vehicle of popular culture. That the barbaric position in twentieth-century Europe was even considered the way forward among the purveyors of high culture for a time, extending to a messianism of uneducatedness, indeed the utopia of a new beginning on the clean slate of ignorance, illustrates the extent of the civilizatory crisis this continent has gone through in the last century and a half - including the cultural revolution downwards, which runs through the twentieth century in our climes and casts its shadow ahead onto the twenty-first.","author":"Peter Sloterdijk","tags":["20th-century","21st-century","barbarian","barbaric","barbarism","civilization","iconoclast","ignorance","twentieth-century","vandal","vulgar","vulgarity"],"id":27025,"author_id":"Peter+Sloterdijk"},{"text":"Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains.","author":"The Fart Blast","tags":["brain","fuck-tags","fuckyou","human","logical","shit","too-much-brain-usage","vulgar"],"id":39120,"author_id":"The+Fart+Blast"},{"text":"She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said.“Why?” Jason and Connor asked simultaneously.“Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.","author":"Mark A. Cooper","tags":["funny","hilarious","humor","rudeness","vulgar","witty"],"id":94396,"author_id":"Mark+A.+Cooper"},{"text":"Women’s marches are a clever progressive divide and conquer strategy that not only turns women against men, but also turns women against each other in the guise of peace and solidarity. It is a brilliant tactic to employ media propaganda to make privileged women feel oppressed and then program them to think that vulgarity, exhibitionism and emasculation is empowering.","author":"Dawn Perlmutter","tags":["anti-feminism","anti-feminist","bodyparts","empowerment","feminism","feminist","vulgar","vulgarity","womensmarch"],"id":211043,"author_id":"Dawn+Perlmutter"},{"text":"We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["animal","animals","anthropocentric","anthropocentrism","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","barbarian","barbaric","barbarism","barbarous","brutish","civilization","civilize","civilized","compare","compare-to","convenience","convenient","creature","creatures","expedience","expedient","funny","heathen","homo-sapiens","human","human-beings","human-race","humanity","humans","humor","humour","ignorant","joke","jokes","liken","liken-to","neanderthal","people","persons","primitive","religion","satire","savage","species","suit","uncivilized","uncultivated","vulgar","wild"],"id":265085,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"You know how some people get sun-kissed, well I got sun bitch slapped.","author":"Ryan Oliveira","tags":["funny","sun","true","vulgar"],"id":296189,"author_id":"Ryan+Oliveira"},{"text":"I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?","author":"Crystal Woods","tags":["asshole","confidence","dick","feelings","inspired","penis","quotes","smart-ass","vulgar","writer","writers","writers-life","writers","writing"],"id":329848,"author_id":"Crystal+Woods"},{"text":"Where do you get that logic from? You're either getting the cheap-ass knock-off type of logic or getting fucking scammed right up the ass. And since you don't have any decent logic you can't even think to get better logic from the 'logic' store.","author":"The Fart Blast","tags":["brain","fuckyou","human","thatsalotoflogicforyourass","vulgar"],"id":398515,"author_id":"The+Fart+Blast"},{"text":"Leave the hush to those who love like apes because together, you and I make vulgar sounds like a fervent sojourn in paradise.","author":"Taylor Patton","tags":["love","paradise","poem","poetry","vulgar"],"id":433960,"author_id":"Taylor+Patton"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":11,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}