{"quotes":[{"text":"In fact, in recent years I have become more and more didactic about pubic hair - to the point where I now believe that there are only four things a grown, modern woman should have: a pair of yellow shoes (they unexpectedly go with everything), a friend who will come and post bail at 4 a.M., a fail-safe pie recipe, and a proper muff. A big, hairy minge. A lovely furry moof that looks - when she sits, naked - as if she has a marmoset sitting in her lap. A tame marmoset, that she can send of to pickpocket things, should she so need it - like that trained monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark.","author":"Caitlin Moran","tags":["feminism","hair","vaginas"],"id":315975,"author_id":"Caitlin+Moran"},{"text":"Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["affirmative-action","ancestor","ancestors","bless","blessed","consolation","consolation-prize","console","curse","cursed","equality","female","females","feminism","feminist","feminists","forefather","forefathers","gender","gender-equality","gender-gap","girl","girls","glass-ceiling","god","humor","humour","inequality","international-women-s-day","matriarchy","patriarchy","satire","vagina","vaginas","woman","women","women-s-day"],"id":317007,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Women secretly love to talk about their vaginas. They get very excited, mainly because no one has ever asked them before.","author":"Eve Ensler","tags":["vaginas","women"],"id":430295,"author_id":"Eve+Ensler"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}