On Undecided Voters: 'To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
— David SedarisYou are only earning the life you get when your inaction allows people to decide for you.
— Shannon L. AlderThere are many types of marriage relationships and all of them can work, but none is sadder than the one that doesn't represent peace in your heart.
— Shannon L. AlderIf you have to convince someone to stay with you then they have already left.
— Shannon L. Alder-Do you want me to leave?-Yes-Do you want me to stay?-Yes-Do you love me?-Yes-Do you want me?-No-Then leave me-I can't-Then stay with me-I can't, I can't, I can't*Equation of a fucked up relationship.
— Malak El Halabi