{"quotes":[{"text":"Did those nice church ladies come by again?' He nodded. 'I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.","author":"Ilona Andrews","tags":["andrea","ascanio","awesome","church","funny","hilarious","kate-daniels","threesome"],"id":28337,"author_id":"Ilona+Andrews"},{"text":"They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.","author":"David Rovics","tags":["agape","believe","betrayal","break-up","broken","cheat","cheater","cheating","closet","commitment","communication","consent","control","cry","depressed","desire","dirty","divorce","divorced","dream","empowering","end","ended","eros","family","fear","feelings","feminism","forever","freedom","friends","friendship","gone","happiness","heartbreak","heartbroken","hearts","honesty","horny","human","humanity","hurt","infidelity","jealousy","jerk","keep","keeper","keepers","live","lost","lovers","monogamy","nasty","need","nonmonogamy","pain","partners","peace","plural","polyamory","polyandry","polycule","polygamy","polygyny","possessive","quad","queer","real","relationship","respect","romantic","sad","share","sharing","slut","sluts","sorrow","spice","spouse","stay","suffering","sweet","sweethearts","swinging","team","threesome","time","triad","trouble","truth","undercover","unfaithful","unicorn","unity","valentine","valentines","value","wisdom","wishes","yolo"],"id":89986,"author_id":"David+Rovics"},{"text":"I’m not this unusual,” she said. “It’s just my hair.”She looked at Bobby and she looked at me, with an expression at once disdainful and imploring. She was forty, pregnant, and in love with two men at once. I think what she could not abide was the zaniness of her life. Like many of us, she had grown up expecting romance to bestow dignity and direction.“Be brave,” I told her. Bobby and I stood before her, confused and homeless and lacking a plan, beset by an aching but chaotic love that refused to focus in the conventional way. Traffic roared behind us. A truck honked its hydraulic horn, a monstrous, oceanic sound. Clare shook her head, not in denial but in exasperation. Because she could think of nothing else to do, she began walking again, more slowly, toward the row of trees.","author":"Michael Cunningham","tags":["doubt","glbtq","love","pregnancy","pregnant-woman","romance","self-doubt","threesome","triangle"],"id":90013,"author_id":"Michael+Cunningham"},{"text":"What is the meaning of having more than one wife when threesome is not allowed?","author":"M.F. Moonzajer","tags":["allow","joke","threesome","wife","woman"],"id":166715,"author_id":"M.F.+Moonzajer"},{"text":"If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half - how much nothing will you have two days from then? Like three. Because three is the short version of π, and π is involved in virtually anything, in some form, if you believe what the internet tells you.","author":"Will Advise","tags":["buying","divide","division","double","form","half","information","informed","internet","multiplication","nothing","pi","pie","quantity","reselling","sales","sell","selling","shape","something","three","threesome","time","virtual","virtualization","virtually","π"],"id":170686,"author_id":"Will+Advise"},{"text":"The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1.","author":"Josh Stern","tags":["absurd","experience","pantene-humor","threesome"],"id":257624,"author_id":"Josh+Stern"},{"text":"A love triangle is a threesome delayed.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["cheating","dating","infidelity","love","love-triangle","relationships","threesome"],"id":326719,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":7,"pages":1}}