{"quotes":[{"text":"If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets.","author":"Terry Pratchett","tags":["city","humor","thievery"],"id":8238,"author_id":"Terry+Pratchett"},{"text":"Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","embezzlement","fish","funny","humor","humour","looting","misappropriation","nutrients","nutrition","omega-3-fatty-acid","omega-3-fatty-acids","orange","oranges","of-the-day","quoteoftheday","robbery","salmon","satire","shoplifting","steal","stealing","theft","thievery","thieving","vitamin-c","vitamins"],"id":107915,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"The new America, instead, is fast becoming a vast ghetto in which all of us, conservatives and progressives, are being bled dry by a relatively tiny oligarchy of extremely clever financial criminals and their castrato henchmen in government, whose job is to be good actors on TV and put on a good show.","author":"Matt Taibbi","tags":["citizens","government","thievery","united-states"],"id":133613,"author_id":"Matt+Taibbi"},{"text":"No thief, however skillful, can rob one of knowledge, and that is why knowledge is the best and safest treasure to acquire.","author":"L. Frank Baum","tags":["knowledge","thievery","treasure"],"id":157354,"author_id":"L.+Frank+Baum"},{"text":"I cannot live without you. For to attempt to do so would be to rob both of us of each other, and that is thievery of the greatest sort.","author":"Craig D. Lounsbrough","tags":["absence","diminish","diminished","family","friend","friendships","live","loss","love","marriage","partner","relationships","rob","robbery","spouse","thievery","without"],"id":163050,"author_id":"Craig+D.+Lounsbrough"},{"text":"Anya looked upon Nin admirably. Having him as a partner-in-crime—if only on this one occasion, which she hoped would only be the start of something more—was more revitalizing than the cheap thrills of a cookie-cutter shallow, superficial romance, where the top priority was how beautiful a person was on the outside.","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["beauty","elven","elven-charm","friendship","human-behavior","human-nature","humanity","humankind","humor","insight","insightful","life","life-and-death","love","meaning","modern-society","modernism","modernity","postmodern","reflection","reflections","reflective","relationships","rogue","romance","self","self-confidence","self-discovery","self-love","sense","sensibility","series","social-change","society","superficial","superficiality","thief","thief-at-night","thief-of-love","thievery","thieves","truth","urban-fantasy","urban-fantasy-series","women","ya-urban-fantasy","young-adult","young-adult-fiction","young-adult-literature","young-adult-novels","young-adult-series"],"id":258139,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"},{"text":"This story is the ultimate example of American’s biggest political problem. We no longer have the attention span to deal with any twenty-first century crisis. We live in an economy that is immensely complex and we are completely at the mercy of the small group of people who understand it – who incidentally often happen to be the same people who built these wildly complex economic systems. We have to trust these people to do the right thing, but we can’t, because, well, they’re scum. Which is kind of a big problem, when you think about it.","author":"Matt Taibbi","tags":["finance","government","politics","thievery","united-states"],"id":278255,"author_id":"Matt+Taibbi"},{"text":"So far Kat has been through all the Wa's she could think of, but Hale hadn't admitted to being Walter or Ward or Washington. He'd firmly denied both Warren and Waverly. Watson had prompted him to do a very bad Sherlock Holmes impersonation throughout a good portion of a train ride to Edinburgh, Scotland. And Wayne seemed so wrong she hadn't even tried.Hale was Hale. And not knowing what the W's stood for had become a constant reminder to Kat that, in life, there are some things that can be given but never stolen.Of course, that didn't stop her from trying.","author":"Ally Carter","tags":["humor","romance","thievery"],"id":339530,"author_id":"Ally+Carter"},{"text":"The mistake our politicians so often make with these industry leaders is in thinking they are interested in, or respectful of, the power of government. All they want is to keep stealing. If you can offer them the government’s seal of approval on that, they’ll take it. But if you can’t, well, they’ll take that too.","author":"Matt Taibbi","tags":["government","politicians","thievery","united-states","wall-street"],"id":365863,"author_id":"Matt+Taibbi"},{"text":"I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.","author":"Will Advise","tags":["butter","dicktionary","float","flow","frying","frying-pan","humor","humour","inside-joke","inside-jokes","jarod-kintz","keeping","nail","nailed","nothing","pan","polish","polished","secret","shiny","steal","stealing","stolen","teleportation","thief","thievery","thieving"],"id":396245,"author_id":"Will+Advise"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":15,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}