Let me get this straight. The future of our relationship hinged on advice from a fifteen-year-old girl, a probably untrue story from a one-eyed Chihuahua trainer, and me unromantically - yet skillfully - kissing you on top of silverware and china?

You know,' he said, 'under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my day.'I jumped up.

You know,' he said, 'under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my.

He nodded toward the sub. 'This is going to be a blow-off day.'I dragged my mind away from magical intrigue. After being homeschooled for most of my life, some parts of the 'normal' school world was a mystery. 'What does that mean, exactly.'Usually teacher leave subs a lesson plan, telling them what to do. I saw Ms. Terwilliger left. It said, 'Distract them.

Sometimes it's worth lingering on the journey for a while before getting to the destination.

Whatever happened to the dragon?'I mustered my primmest tone. 'He has a name, you know.'Adrian pulled back and gave me a curious look. 'I didn't know, actually. What'd you decide on?'Hopper.' When Adrian laughed, I added, 'Best rabbit ever. He'd be proud to know his name is being passed on.'Yes, I'm sure he would. Did you name the Mustang too?'I think you mean the Ivashkinator.'He stared at me in wonder. 'I told you I loved you, right?'Yes,' I assured him. 'Many times.

Because I’ve got a lot more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugarplum. Bread pudding.'“Why are they all high-calorie foods?

You will not! It's wrong.'What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?

If I keep loving you, maybe you'll crack and love me too.

Do you really want him to get over you?