{"quotes":[{"text":"Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat.'I grinned. 'I've noticed.'Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. 'It's an equestrian term.'Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.","author":"Cate Tiernan","tags":["humor","sarcasm","teasing","witty"],"id":10778,"author_id":"Cate+Tiernan"},{"text":"Pointed teeth would give one an appearance of ferocity,' he said, tapping a straight white tooth. 'Although that might require one to follow through with biting someone from time to time, and the thought is enough to make one feel ill. I don't even like my meat cooked rare.","author":"Danielle L. Jensen","tags":["fantasy","humor","teasing","tristan"],"id":17018,"author_id":"Danielle+L.+Jensen"},{"text":"How do you live with yourself, Lord Arrogant?” “Very easily, Lady Difficult. I find myself quitecharming.","author":"G.A. Aiken","tags":["humor","lovers","name-calling","teasing"],"id":21704,"author_id":"G.A.+Aiken"},{"text":"Trains are great dirty smoky things,' said Will. 'You won't like it.' Tessa was unmoved. 'I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?' 'I've never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn't like it.' 'But think how entertaining for sightseers,' said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.","author":"Cassandra Clare","tags":["clockwork-prince","humor","jem-carstairs","teasing","tessa-gray","will-herondale"],"id":21795,"author_id":"Cassandra+Clare"},{"text":"I caught him by the collar and dumped him into the nearest bin.'That's where people like YOU belong!' I spat at him as his legs wiggled in the air. 'In the garbage!' - Chapter 2: Miserable Torture.","author":"Aishabella Sheikh","tags":["bully","garbage","lavinia","ollie","school","teasing"],"id":41075,"author_id":"Aishabella+Sheikh"},{"text":"Dork,' I chastised affectionately. But his cheesy exclamation was something I was okay with. I smiled up at him. His hazels danced with mischief. 'Okay,' I agreed. The mischief turned to triumph.Damn those magic eyes!","author":"Sarah Brocious","tags":["affection","dork","hazel-eyes","love","mischief","sweet","teasing"],"id":50309,"author_id":"Sarah+Brocious"},{"text":"Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car. Throw you off a bridge so high,Hope you break your neck and die.","author":"Katelyn Lillis","tags":["funny","hatred","humor","teasing"],"id":53378,"author_id":"Katelyn+Lillis"},{"text":"By the Angel,' Jace said, looking the demon up and down. 'I knew Greater Demons were meant to be ugly, but no one ever warned me about the smell.'Abbadon opened its mouth and hissed. Inside its mouth were two rows of jagged glass-sharp teeth.'I'm not sure about this wind and howling darkness business,' Jace went on, 'smells more like landfill to me. You sure you're not from Staten Island?","author":"Cassandra Clare","tags":["bravado","demon","fearlessness","humor","jace-wayland","sarcasm","taunting","teasing"],"id":98145,"author_id":"Cassandra+Clare"},{"text":"Why do I spend every moment with you thinking about why I did not go in the opposite direction when I had the chance?","author":"Isabella Carter","tags":["friendship","hate","humor","teasing"],"id":101902,"author_id":"Isabella+Carter"},{"text":"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?' asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.'The Ministry's providing a couple of cars,' said Mr. Weasley.Everyone looked up at him.'Why?' said Percy curiously.'It's because of you, Perce,' said George seriously. 'And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-'-for Humongous Bighead,' said Fred.","author":"J.K. Rowling","tags":["family","humor","percy-weasley","self-importance","teasing"],"id":109473,"author_id":"J.K.+Rowling"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":39,"pages":4,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}