{"quotes":[{"text":"There was five golden rules. My dad made me write them over and over until I knew them like I knew my own name...Number five: never have a fire in the daytime, 'cause people could see the smoke and come and get us.Number four: if I ever see anyone other than my dad, I run, and keep running.Number three: always say my prayers, so as God don't get mad at me and decide to come make me sick too.Numer two: never forget to pray for my momma, 'cause she was the best and prettiest lady God ever made.Number one: never, ever leave the woods.","author":"Jeff Lemire","tags":["rules","sweet-tooth"],"id":110086,"author_id":"Jeff+Lemire"},{"text":"One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["100","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","beefy","beer-bellied","belief","beliefs","big-boned","blubbery","chubby","chunky","corpulent","fat","fatty","flabby","fleshy","funny","grease","greasy","gross","health","healthy","healthy-food","healthy-foods","heavy","heavyset","humor","humour","hundred-percent-juice","joke","jokes","juice","large","lean","mass","meaty","misbelief","misbeliefs","misconception","misconceptions","obese","obesity","of-ample-proportions","oily","overweight","paunchy","plump","plus-sized","porky","portly","potbellied","roly-poly","satire","skinny","stout","sugar","sweet","sweet-tooth","thin","tubby","weight","well-upholstered"],"id":152052,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["adage","adages","africa","african","aphorism","aphorisms","axiom","axioms","birthday","birthdays","box-of-chocolates","child","childfree","childless","children","chocolate","cocoa","cocoa-beans","deep","diamond","diamonds","dictum","dictums","epigram","epigrams","funny","gnome","gnomes","gold","humor","humorous","humour","insightful","kid","kids","made-me-think","make-you-think","maxim","maxims","mine","miner","miners","mines","mining","minor","minors","misuse","philosopher","present","profound","proverb","proverbs","provoke-thought","quotation","quotations","quote","of-the-day","quotes","romance","romantic","satire","satirical","satirist","satirists","saying","sayings","selfish-selfishness","south-africa","south-african","sugar","sweet","sweet-tooth","sweets","thought-provoking","thoughtful","use","valentines-day"],"id":266128,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.","author":"Joyce Rachelle","tags":["cake","desserts","eating","foodie","funny","humor","humorous","humour","humourous","procrastination","productivity","sweet-tooth","sweets"],"id":368130,"author_id":"Joyce+Rachelle"},{"text":"A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted.","author":"Kristen Painter","tags":["humor","romance","sweet-tooth","vampire"],"id":480154,"author_id":"Kristen+Painter"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":5,"pages":1}}