{"quotes":[{"text":"The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.","author":"Ryan Lilly","tags":["animals","animals-love","butt","canine","dog","dogs","fetch","fetching","funny","pet","pets","play","playing","quotable","quote","stick","sticks","stress"],"id":49472,"author_id":"Ryan+Lilly"},{"text":"Zoo-Wee Mama!","author":"Jeff Kinney","tags":["diary","humor","person","stick"],"id":124377,"author_id":"Jeff+Kinney"},{"text":"You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“You wanted a weapon.”“It was a stick.”“It had a bow on it.”“It was a stick.”“I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.","author":"Derek Landy","tags":["humor","presents","skulduggery-pleasant","stick","valkyrie-cain","weapon"],"id":146206,"author_id":"Derek+Landy"},{"text":"If you stick to something doggedly, you are off to a bad start.","author":"Karl Lagerfeld","tags":["bad","beauty","chanel","change","designer","fashion","good","karl-lagerfeld","start","stick","sticking","style"],"id":147485,"author_id":"Karl+Lagerfeld"},{"text":"We are this fucking stick in the end...","author":"Deyth Banger","tags":["are","end","stick","we"],"id":229462,"author_id":"Deyth+Banger"},{"text":"I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered.“You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained ina variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.”“I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.”“I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.","author":"Derek Landy","tags":["christmas","humour","skulduggery","stick","weapon"],"id":277977,"author_id":"Derek+Landy"},{"text":"I do not stick to rules when cooking. I rely on my imagination.","author":"Akshay Kumar","tags":["cooking","rules","stick "],"id":294877,"author_id":"Akshay+Kumar"},{"text":"THE OLD MAN IN THE CORNERThe man in the cornerIs dying with wordsHe's crying to be heardHis days are markedAnd his only ears are birdsHe knows the secret to peaceAnd his experience bleeds and hurtsSomebody stop and listenBefore he departs the earth!Somebody write his thoughtsBefore he hits the turf!His eyes are closing their shuttersAnd he just dropped hisBeads and stick.His breath is leaving us.Please!Somebody hear him out quick!A little girl rushes to him andPicks up his cane of wood.The old man then turns to herAnd faintly whispers,'The key to peace isTo always stay fairAnd be good.","author":"Suzy Kassem","tags":["bad","beads","birds","bleeds","cane","days","death","depart","dying","ears","earth","experience","fair","fairness","girl","good","hurts","inspirational","justice","life","listen","marked","old","old-man","peace","poetry","secret","stick","stop","thoughts","whispers","wisdom","world-peace","write"],"id":311843,"author_id":"Suzy+Kassem"},{"text":"It's just one more thing she hadn't considered, and as the idea of it settles over her, she realizes again how entwined their lives are. They're like two trees whose branches have grown together. Even if you pull them out by the trunks, they're still going to be twisted and tangled and nearly impossible to separate at the roots.","author":"Jennifer E. Smith","tags":["apart","branches","entwined","friends","friendship","lives","love","separate","stick","together","tree","trees","true","truth","twisted","two"],"id":317541,"author_id":"Jennifer+E.+Smith"},{"text":"I'm opinionated. I always stick to my design plan. I don't waver.","author":"Douglas Wilson","tags":["plan","always","stick "],"id":340966,"author_id":"Douglas+Wilson"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":12,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}