{"quotes":[{"text":"#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.","author":"E.A. Bucchianeri","tags":["funny","grammar","grammar-humor","humor","misspelling","satirical","social-media","social-media-networks","spelling","twitter","twitter"],"id":28739,"author_id":"E.A.+Bucchianeri"},{"text":"Remind me to show you the latest e-mail from Courtney,' he said now, kicking at a rock on the sidewalk. 'You won't believe how many different incorrect ways she spelled hors d'oeuvres within the span of a single paragraph.","author":"Aimee Agresti","tags":["funny","hors-d-oeuvres","spelling"],"id":66153,"author_id":"Aimee+Agresti"},{"text":"Really, it is unfair to say that English spelling is not an accurate rendering of speech. It is – it's only that it renders the speech of the 16th century.","author":"Guy Deutscher","tags":["16th-century","english","speech","spelling"],"id":109727,"author_id":"Guy+Deutscher"},{"text":"If you take hyphens seriously, you will surely go mad.","author":"Oxford University Press","tags":["humorous","hypens","spelling","style-guide"],"id":118091,"author_id":"Oxford+University+Press"},{"text":"Youir're doing this wrong.","author":"Will Advise","tags":["british-humour","grammar","humour","spelling","wrong","you-are","you-re","youir-re"],"id":126712,"author_id":"Will+Advise"},{"text":"Thnkz 4 hlpng e wth e spllng d gwammer mestr josef.","author":"ward schiller","tags":["dork","grammar","school","spelling"],"id":174373,"author_id":"ward+schiller"},{"text":"Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["advice","advice-for-writers","advice-to-writers","amwriting","aphorism","aphorisms","book","books","daily-ritual","daily-rituals","essay","essays","fiction","forget","forgot","grammar","grammar-humor","habit","habits","humor","humour","literature","memory","nonfiction","poet","poetry","poets","quotation","quotations","quote","quotes","remember","ritual","rituals","satire","spelling","tips","writer","writers","writing","writing-advice","writing-tips"],"id":185052,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.","author":"Baltasar Gracián","tags":["description","grammar","speech","spelling","synonyms","vocabulary","writing"],"id":198794,"author_id":"Baltasar+Graci%C3%A1n"},{"text":"She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.","author":"Lauren Child","tags":["child","clarice-bean","clarice-bean-spells-trouble","lauren-child","loser","spelling","z"],"id":224187,"author_id":"Lauren+Child"},{"text":"Percy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-I-k...A C-y-k...' She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could've been there all night while she tried to spell Cyclops. 'You know what I mean!","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["annabeth-chase","cyclops","dyslexia","frustration","percy-jackson","percy-jackson-and-the-olympians","polyphemus","polyphemus-island","rick-riordan","spelling","the-sea-of-the-monsters"],"id":237555,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":27,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}