#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

— E.A. Bucchianeri

Remind me to show you the latest e-mail from Courtney,' he said now, kicking at a rock on the sidewalk. 'You won't believe how many different incorrect ways she spelled hors d'oeuvres within the span of a single paragraph.

— Aimee Agresti

Really, it is unfair to say that English spelling is not an accurate rendering of speech. It is – it's only that it renders the speech of the 16th century.

— Guy Deutscher

If you take hyphens seriously, you will surely go mad.

— Oxford University Press

Youir're doing this wrong.

— Will Advise

Thnkz 4 hlpng e wth e spllng d gwammer mestr josef.

— ward schiller

Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.

— Baltasar Gracián

She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.

— Lauren Child

Percy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-I-k...A C-y-k...' She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could've been there all night while she tried to spell Cyclops. 'You know what I mean!

— Rick Riordan