#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.
— E.A. BucchianeriRemind me to show you the latest e-mail from Courtney,' he said now, kicking at a rock on the sidewalk. 'You won't believe how many different incorrect ways she spelled hors d'oeuvres within the span of a single paragraph.
— Aimee AgrestiReally, it is unfair to say that English spelling is not an accurate rendering of speech. It is – it's only that it renders the speech of the 16th century.
— Guy DeutscherIf you take hyphens seriously, you will surely go mad.
— Oxford University PressYouir're doing this wrong.
— Will AdviseThnkz 4 hlpng e wth e spllng d gwammer mestr josef.
— ward schillerSome writers write to forget. Some forget to write.
— Mokokoma MokhonoanaA synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.
— Baltasar GraciánShe knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.
— Lauren ChildPercy, we're going to Polyphemus' island! Polyphemus is an S-I-k...A C-y-k...' She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could've been there all night while she tried to spell Cyclops. 'You know what I mean!
— Rick Riordan