{"quotes":[{"text":"Alice is fictional. This isn't.","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["american-culture","dark-humor","group-think","groupthink","lady-gaga","mad-magazine","parodies","parody","pop-culture","popular-culture","resident-evil","satire","sheeple","short-story","simpsons","south-park","zombie-apocalypse","zombies"],"id":45325,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"},{"text":"F*ck you guys, I'm goin' home.","author":"Eric Cartman","tags":["funny","legendary","south-park"],"id":56632,"author_id":"Eric+Cartman"},{"text":"We (libertarians) find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.","author":"Trey Parker","tags":["anarchy","ancap","collectivism","communism","conservative","democracy","democrats","fascism","freedom","government","individualism","laissez-faire","libertarian","liberty","non-aggression-principle","politics","republicans","socialism","south-park","state","statism","voluntaryism"],"id":81944,"author_id":"Trey+Parker"},{"text":"The basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.","author":"Trey Parker","tags":["descartes","kyle-broflovski","self-awareness","south-park"],"id":288816,"author_id":"Trey+Parker"},{"text":"F*ck you guys, I'm goin' home.","author":"Eric Cartman","tags":["funny","legendary","south-park"],"id":439751,"author_id":"Eric+Cartman"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":5,"pages":1}}