{"quotes":[{"text":"Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry,' Archer offered.","author":"Rachel Hawkins","tags":["archer","funny","sophie"],"id":10417,"author_id":"Rachel+Hawkins"},{"text":"I wish we could go to the mo.","author":"Rachel Hawkins","tags":["archer","demonglass","impending-doom","movies","rachel-hawkins","sophie"],"id":17201,"author_id":"Rachel+Hawkins"},{"text":"One cannot judge a man for the sins of his family.","author":"Cassandra Clare","tags":["gideon-lightwood","judgement","sins","sophie","tessa-gray"],"id":24284,"author_id":"Cassandra+Clare"},{"text":"And you’re kind of like a snowflake.’Oh, Jesus Christ.He masked his fleeting surprise with a quirked eyebrow. ‘Excuse me?’‘Nothing,’ I said quickly. ‘I didn’t say anything.’‘No, no,’ he said, rounding on me so his face was too close, his eyes too searing, his smile too irritating. ‘I’m a snowflake, am I?","author":"Catherine Doyle","tags":["flirting","humorous","luca","sophie"],"id":30514,"author_id":"Catherine+Doyle"},{"text":"What are you smiling about?” she asked. He drew back a few inches, cupping her face with both hands. “How did you know I was smiling?” “I could feel it on my lips.” He brought a finger to those lips, tracing the outline, then running the edge of his fingernail along the plump skin. “You make me smile,” he whispered. “When you don’t make me want to scream, you make me smile.”-Sophie \u0026 Benedict.","author":"Julia Quinn","tags":["awe","benedict","smile","sophie"],"id":31462,"author_id":"Julia+Quinn"},{"text":"Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.","author":"TheFlamingPopsicle","tags":["christian","comeback","funny","rude","sophie"],"id":65580,"author_id":"TheFlamingPopsicle"},{"text":"Breaking away from Gideon with some reluctance, Sophie rose to her feet and dusted off her dress. 'Please forgive me, my dear Mr. Lightwood- I mean Gideon- but I must go and murder the cook. I shall be directly back.","author":"Cassandra Clare","tags":["funny","gideon","love","sophie"],"id":83866,"author_id":"Cassandra+Clare"},{"text":"You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.'Really?' I asked, paging through through the papers in the file. 'Can you also see the present? Because I can do that, too. Like, right now, I sense that I'm in a messy room with a total toolbox.","author":"Rachel Hawkins","tags":["hex-hall","humor","rachel-hawkins","sophie","spell-bound","torin"],"id":124094,"author_id":"Rachel+Hawkins"},{"text":"It really is the year 2007. Which means I must be...Oh my God. I'm twenty-eight.I'm old.","author":"Sophie Kinsella","tags":["kinsella","me","remember","sophie"],"id":127333,"author_id":"Sophie+Kinsella"},{"text":"Right. So no plans at all then?'Jenna frowned. 'Other than rocking in the fetal position for a while?'Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry,' Archer offered.","author":"Rachel Hawkins","tags":["archer","archer-cross","funny","hex-hall","ideas","jenna","rachel-hawkins","sophie","spell-bound"],"id":130320,"author_id":"Rachel+Hawkins"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":38,"pages":4,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}