{"quotes":[{"text":"Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defender's ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["frank-zhang","hazel-levesque","heroes-of-olympus","percy-jackson","son-of-neptune"],"id":8694,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon.'Brother!' Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.Percy stifled a laugh. 'Actually he's more like a great-great-...Oh, never mind. Yeah, he's your brother.'Thanks.' Frank mumbled through a mouthful of flannel.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["frank-zhang","percy-jackson","rick-riordan","son-of-neptune","tyson"],"id":93088,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"They're Lares. House gods.'House gods,' Percy said. 'Like...Smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["apartment-gods","house-gods","lares","mythology","real-gods","rome","son-of-neptune"],"id":94946,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!' He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write. Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["ares","frank-zhang","heroes-of-olympus","humor","mars","percy-jackson","son-of-neptune","transformation"],"id":103708,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"We were surrounded by thirty-foot-tall giants who were about to kill us. Then the sky opened up, and the gods descended.'Grandad,' the kids said, 'you are full of schist.' 'I'm not kidding!' he protested.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["funny","future","hazel-levesque","jason-grace","son-of-neptune"],"id":112162,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Look,' Percy continued, 'I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to mention the massacre in the nineteen eighties-'He mentioned it!' one of the ghosts whimpered.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["percy-jackson","rick-riordan","rome","son-of-neptune"],"id":144555,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: 'The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive.'SMASH!'Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["cyclops","groin","humor","son-of-neptune","tyson"],"id":211724,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"They all ordered massive plates of eggs, pancakes, and reindeer sausage, though Frank looked a little worried about the reindeer. 'You think it's okay that we're eating Rud.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["percy-jackson","son-of-neptune"],"id":299433,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"Stop!' he yelled at the others. 'Multigrain fighting is not allowed!","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["percy-jackson","rick-riordan","son-of-neptune"],"id":307182,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"The thing about plummetting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["percy-jackson","rick-riordan","son-of-neptune"],"id":319472,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":14,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}