{"quotes":[{"text":"John: I'm experiencing an odd sensation. I think it might be patriotism.Spitfire: Steady. Too much of that can damage your health.","author":"Paul Cornell","tags":["patriotism","snark"],"id":2961,"author_id":"Paul+Cornell"},{"text":"The guy had guts—I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.","author":"Rob Thurman","tags":["dark","funny","gore","guts","humor","snark","snarky"],"id":8019,"author_id":"Rob+Thurman"},{"text":"Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end of World War Two in history, and I can't wait to find out who wins.","author":"Rob Thomas","tags":["high-school","snark","wit"],"id":13573,"author_id":"Rob+Thomas"},{"text":"You didn’t feed from her,” he said, and this was not a question.“Swill poison? Not my kind of fun, little brother.”One corner of Stefan’s mouth quirked up. He made no response to this, but simply looked at Damon with eyes that were... Knowing. Damon bridled.“I told the truth!”“Going to take it up as a hobby?","author":"L.J. Smith","tags":["compassion","humanity","humor","snark"],"id":14037,"author_id":"L.J.+Smith"},{"text":"If there’s any greater exhibit of the malleability of human nature than the sight of someone standing, absently waiting for the light to change at a deserted intersection, I don’t know what it is.","author":"Christopher Sorrentino","tags":["behavior","human","humor","phsychology","snark"],"id":14482,"author_id":"Christopher+Sorrentino"},{"text":"Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.","author":"Josh Bazell","tags":["movies","snark"],"id":17593,"author_id":"Josh+Bazell"},{"text":"Your powers of observation are formidable,' Michael says and Darien giggles behind one perfectly manicured hand, like some sort of preppie geisha.","author":"Stephanie Wardrop","tags":["enovella","jane-austen","michael-endicott","snark","ya"],"id":23454,"author_id":"Stephanie+Wardrop"},{"text":"Sherrie would be there, and the last time I’d seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You’re upset, I’d yelled after her, meanly.","author":"Aimee Bender","tags":["food","magic-power","snark","upset"],"id":27852,"author_id":"Aimee+Bender"},{"text":"It’s like people immediately imagine me sitting in some gothic, sweeping castle in Edinburgh, a piece of fine bone china full of English tea next to my neat writing station. They think that my car, my purse, my everything was financed by my lucrative but somehow not too time consuming writing career. I’ve even had one guy ask me if my hand cramps at signings. While I wanted to give a snarky, “Yes, just like Tom Brady’s does,” I can’t pull off snarky. My sarcasm immediately goes into b**ch territory.","author":"Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney","tags":["football","signing","snark","writing"],"id":72258,"author_id":"Mandy+Nachampassack-Maloney"},{"text":"And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.","author":"Jane Austen","tags":["amusement","commentary","humor","snark"],"id":76954,"author_id":"Jane+Austen"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":54,"pages":6,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}