{"quotes":[{"text":"You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams.' 'Like drool?","author":"Catherine Lowell","tags":["funny","humor","smartass"],"id":2212,"author_id":"Catherine+Lowell"},{"text":"Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!","author":"Jasleen Kaur Gumber","tags":["business","intelligent","marketing","marketing-advice","sales","sales-effectiveness","sales-training","selling","selling-skills","selling-tips","smartass","wisdom"],"id":54733,"author_id":"Jasleen+Kaur+Gumber"},{"text":"You’re injured.” He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg.“We need to get that cleaned up.”“It’ll be fine,” I wave it off. “My mom will descend upon me with a bottle ofperoxide the second I hit the door.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["at-the-beach","family","fantasy","fiction","paranormal","romance","smart-remark","smartass"],"id":58382,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"Stars are everything and nothing that we think they are.They are their own world, but through an act of will we make them part of ours. They are the diamonds of the gods, the lights at a stadium where angels play a midnight game of baseball.They’re fairy farts that have been set ablaze! Mostly, they’re just an untouchable beauty that’s so far away, it’s the only place safe enough to store our secret hopes and dreams. When we see a shooting start, we all make a wish. But what nobody admits is how afraid they are of actually catching something that fell from heaven. I’m not afraid to burn. ~Hadrian.","author":"J.M. Evans","tags":["boyfriend","devotion","emo","emotional","emotions","eternal-youth","evans","first-love","forever-young","in-love","in-love-with-my-friend","j-m","j-m-evans","janelle","love","love-letter","love","loveletter","marie","smart","smartass","we-are-young","ya","young-love"],"id":107523,"author_id":"J.M.+Evans"},{"text":"Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.","author":"Dan Abnett","tags":["air","breath","question","sarcasm","sarcastic","smartass","stupid"],"id":130242,"author_id":"Dan+Abnett"},{"text":"...I guess I can put two and two together.'Sometimes the answer's four,' I said, 'and sometimes it's twenty-two...","author":"Dashiell Hammett","tags":["funny","humor","mathematics","smartass"],"id":135647,"author_id":"Dashiell+Hammett"},{"text":"Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.","author":"Raheel Farooq","tags":["dumb","dumbass","dumbness","fool","foolishness","fools","funny","funny","idiocy","idiot","idiots","intelligence","intelligence-is-attractive","intelligent","smart","smartass","smartness"],"id":148602,"author_id":"Raheel+Farooq"},{"text":"Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.","author":"Jim Butcher","tags":["humor","impudence","sarcasm","smartass"],"id":164264,"author_id":"Jim+Butcher"},{"text":"You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.","author":"Solange nicole","tags":["humorous","quantum-enchantment","quantum-entanglement","smart","smartass","wave-particle-theory"],"id":186416,"author_id":"Solange+nicole"},{"text":"All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.","author":"Markus Zusak","tags":["friends","smartass"],"id":275315,"author_id":"Markus+Zusak"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":17,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}