I was a fool, alone, preparing to do what every fool did at such times—I was going to a bar to drink myself smart.

Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Politics. I tell them it's because I'm Smart... But that is a lie: The real reason is because I'm an incurable Gambling addict.

A loud mind is greater than a loud mouth.

A loud mind is greater than a loud mouth.

John Lennon, who was a good friend of mine, he had one of the best senses of humor of any human being. And Keith Richards, fantastic sense of humor. They were smart, sharp. They had their own thoughts on matters.

Open-source encyclopedias such as Wikipedia and search engines such as Google and Bing, which people can tap into anytime and anywhere via computers and smart phones, put a world of knowledge at our fingertips at a lower cost than ever before.

Life is a sweet sour adventure. When you want to go it becomes sweet, when you remain, it becomes sour.

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

When you become addict in to MATERIAL things in life then the TRUE natural life start to run away from you, YES! It's can give you certain pleasure in the society but in the same time it will sabotage your true HAPPINESS of life which we could have simply with GRATITUDE and FORGIVENESS.

Why, he was so handsome and brave that no one would ever have suspected that he was bookish!