{"quotes":[{"text":"The girl says 'Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore!' Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't even forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me saying, 'Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us!' 'Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer!' See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.","author":"Dave Chappelle","tags":["comedy","funny","girls","sluts","whores"],"id":25955,"author_id":"Dave+Chappelle"},{"text":"What d'you suppose I care if I'm a gentleman or not? If I were a gentleman I shouldn't waste my time with a vulgar slut like you.","author":"W. Somerset Maugham","tags":["gentleman","romance","sluts","women"],"id":30847,"author_id":"W.+Somerset+Maugham"},{"text":"They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.","author":"David Rovics","tags":["agape","believe","betrayal","break-up","broken","cheat","cheater","cheating","closet","commitment","communication","consent","control","cry","depressed","desire","dirty","divorce","divorced","dream","empowering","end","ended","eros","family","fear","feelings","feminism","forever","freedom","friends","friendship","gone","happiness","heartbreak","heartbroken","hearts","honesty","horny","human","humanity","hurt","infidelity","jealousy","jerk","keep","keeper","keepers","live","lost","lovers","monogamy","nasty","need","nonmonogamy","pain","partners","peace","plural","polyamory","polyandry","polycule","polygamy","polygyny","possessive","quad","queer","real","relationship","respect","romantic","sad","share","sharing","slut","sluts","sorrow","spice","spouse","stay","suffering","sweet","sweethearts","swinging","team","threesome","time","triad","trouble","truth","undercover","unfaithful","unicorn","unity","valentine","valentines","value","wisdom","wishes","yolo"],"id":89986,"author_id":"David+Rovics"},{"text":"...Maybe she's a slut because she's lonely, she's sad, she's hoping someone or something will make the lonely and sad go away.It won't, of course. It never does. But nonetheless, there's not a girl who's more hopeful than a slut, more optimistic. She may give in but she doesn't give up. She keeps looking, she keeps hoping, she's always waiting for that someone who will say it: I love you, too.","author":"Diana Joseph","tags":["hope","loneliness","love","slut-shaming","sluts"],"id":91139,"author_id":"Diana+Joseph"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}