{"quotes":[{"text":"I shower in the dark, barely able to tell soap from conditioner, and tell myself that I will emerge new and strong, that the water will heal me.","author":"Veronica Roth","tags":["emergence","healing","renaissance","shower"],"id":38358,"author_id":"Veronica+Roth"},{"text":"Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.","author":"M.F. Moonzajer","tags":["ass","balls","funny","girls","humor","shower","women"],"id":39132,"author_id":"M.F.+Moonzajer"},{"text":"I wriggle slowly out of the snug little cubby of blankets. Taking a shower. Letting the cool morning breeze that blows through the open windows gently caress my naked flesh. I savor the mild sun.For a while, I luxuriate in the feel of the soft towel against my skin and then, the breeze picks up and feels like a thousand miniature tongues licking the beads of water from my body. Today, no expectations. Lots of time for stretching and waking up slowly. The smell of fresh brewed coffee tickles my nose. Mornings like these make life so delicious – Nice!","author":"Anna Asche","tags":["air","coffee","moment","morning","shower"],"id":84175,"author_id":"Anna+Asche"},{"text":"One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.","author":"Anthony Liccione","tags":["abeyance","anticipation","assurance","auspices","belief","broken-promises","confidence","contemplation","curiosity","destiny","eager","expectations","false","foresight","hope","intentions","lookout","pain","perspective","prediction","presumption","prospect","receiver","reckoning","roses","sanguine","shower","speeches","suspense","thorns","trust","waiting","words"],"id":91724,"author_id":"Anthony+Liccione"},{"text":"I'm going to take a shower,' I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. 'You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend.","author":"Chelsea M. Cameron","tags":["chelsea-m-cameron","funny","hunter-zaccadelli","my-favorite-mistake","shower","taylor-and-hunter","taylor-caldwell"],"id":130616,"author_id":"Chelsea+M.+Cameron"},{"text":"Just a shower. If you want me to stay on the opposite side, I will. I won’t kiss. I won’t touch.”Echo flashes that siren smile. “What if I want to kiss you?”“You’re trying to kill me, aren’t you?","author":"Katie McGarry","tags":["echo-emerson","kill","kiss","noah-hutchins","shower"],"id":130656,"author_id":"Katie+McGarry"},{"text":"Seeing his daughter slowly die, coupled with his infinite sadness and misery, the clockmaker becomes a recluse to the tower of the castle and begins to build something behind closed doors, not even his daughter knows what he’s up to. For five years, she only sees him briefly at meal-times before locking himself up in the tower once again...'...Did he have a bathroom in the tower?'Yes, Jack. A big one! En-suite! Power-shower and spa! Where was I!?","author":"Jonathan Dunne","tags":["bathroom","behind-closed-doors","bereavment","castle","clock","clockmaker","death","funny","grief","hilarious","loss","mourn","mourning","potty","potty-time","power","recluse","sarcasm","shower","spa","toilet","weird"],"id":154654,"author_id":"Jonathan+Dunne"},{"text":"Blossoms shower, and then they go on showering—they never stop. The blossoms that showered for Buddha are still showering. The blossoms that showered for Subhuti are still showering.","author":"Osho","tags":["blossoms","buddha","shower","subhuti"],"id":154899,"author_id":"Osho"},{"text":"The definition of a relationship is like a shower. You go in when it is cold, and come out when it is too hot.","author":"Jim Jensen","tags":["cold","hot","relationship","shower"],"id":158032,"author_id":"Jim+Jensen"},{"text":"Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["bath","bathe","hygiene","save","save-water","shower","waste","water"],"id":169045,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":34,"pages":4,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}