{"quotes":[{"text":"To him, they looked like shadows that his wife had left behind. Size 7 shadows of his wife hung there in long rows, layer upon layer, as if someone had gathered and hung up samples of the infinite possibilities (or at least the theoretically infinite possibilities) implied in the existence of a human being.","author":"Haruki Murakami","tags":["existentialism","postmodernism","short-story-collection"],"id":63368,"author_id":"Haruki+Murakami"},{"text":"Oh no, princess. I would never carry out anything which could harm your being. This was just something I was told to say. I'm not sure what is planned, if, you go against their wishes. But, I'm sure you're smart and won't test them.","author":"Chayada Welljaipet","tags":["adventure-stories","adventure-travel","adventures","chayada-welljaipet","children","children-books","children-s-books","childrens-books","short-stories","short-story","short-story-collection"],"id":64624,"author_id":"Chayada+Welljaipet"},{"text":"Short story collections are the literary equivalent of canapés, tapas and mezze in the world of gastronomy: Delightful assortments of tasty morsels to whet the reader's appetite.","author":"Alex Morritt","tags":["appetite","appetite-for-life","appetites","assortment","assortments","canapés","delightful","delightful","equivalent","gastronomy","inspirational","inspirational-living","inspirational","literary","literary-fiction","literary-inspiration","literary","literary","mezze","morsels","reader","readers","readers-and-reading","readers-and-writers","readers-and-writing","readers-favorite","readership","short","short-fiction","short-stories","short-story","short-story-collection","tapas","tasty","tasty-treats"],"id":73914,"author_id":"Alex+Morritt"},{"text":"Everything is going as planned until I notice that Ashley has barely touched her wine glass or food after ordering the priciest bottle and several of the most expensive dishes on the menu.From 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story.","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boys","bad-dates","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","when-things-go-wrong"],"id":86452,"author_id":"Zack+Love"},{"text":"Inside a wool jacket the man had made a pocket for the treasure and from time to time he would jiggle the pocket, just to make sure that it was still there. And when on the train he rode to work he would jiggle it there also, but he would disguise his jiggling of the treasure on the train by devising a distraction. For example, the man would pretend to be profoundly interested in something outside the train, such as the little girl who seemed to be jumping high up on a trampoline, just high enough so that she could spy the man on the train, and in this way he really did become quite interested in what occurred outside the train, although he would still jiggle the treasure, if only out of habit. Also on the train he'd do a crossword puzzle and check his watch by rolling up his sleeve; when he did so he almost fell asleep. Antoine often felt his life to be more tedious with this treasure, because in order not to be overly noticed he had deemed it wise to fall into as much a routine as possible and do everything as casually as possible, and so, as a consequence, despite the fact that he hated his wife and daughter, he didn't leave them, he came home to them every night and he ate the creamed chicken that his wife would prepare for him, he would accept the large, fleshy hand that would push him around while he sat around in his house in an attempt to read or watch the weather, he took out the trash, he got up on time every morning and took a quick, cold shower, he shaved, he accepted the cold eggs and orange juice and coffee, he picked the newspaper off the patio and took it inside with him to read her the top headlines, and of course he went to the job.","author":"Justin Dobbs","tags":["fiction-writing","humor","mythology","mythology-fiction","short-story","short-story-collection"],"id":98582,"author_id":"Justin+Dobbs"},{"text":"Ryan had read half his book, listened to all his music, eaten two packets of biscuits and an apple, played seventy-two games of Donkey Kong, completing all the levels, and counted every Italian sports car they’d passed in the last hundred miles. Twenty-four hours of groggy sticky travel, twenty-four hours stuck in this overheated tin can on wheels, and he finally knew what it was like to be utterly and unendingly bored. He propped an elbow on the car window frame and stuck his arm out of the opening. Combing his hand through the slipstream, he let the cool air tickle his fingers as he watched the countryside stream past.","author":"Peter Bunzl","tags":["coming-of-age","short-story-collection"],"id":104321,"author_id":"Peter+Bunzl"},{"text":"Don't ruin a good story with the facts.","author":"Jerry Guarino","tags":["fiction","short-story-collection"],"id":125067,"author_id":"Jerry+Guarino"},{"text":"New York City is legendary for sleeping around. There's hot tail everywhere and it's such a big city that two-timing and even three-timing is very doable, if you plan it right.'From 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever. (a Short Story).","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boys","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","zack-love"],"id":139557,"author_id":"Zack+Love"},{"text":"And just as I'm about to lay on the Yi-Wang-Smooth, I see Lay #1 and Lay #3 show up to our table and take the two empty seats nearby. From: 'My Worst Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story.","author":"Zack Love","tags":["bad-boyfriends","bad-dates","funny-humor","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","what-comes-around-goes-around","when-things-go-wrong"],"id":144568,"author_id":"Zack+Love"},{"text":"Summoning my inner Kojak, I tried to convince myself that she would have sat next to me even had there been somewhere else on the bus to sit. Unfortunately, I didn't do a very good job of self-persuasion. Good thing I wasn't in court suing myself, because I would have lost. From: 'My Best Valentine's Day.Ever: A Short Story.","author":"Zack Love","tags":["finding-love","funny-humor","geek-hero","geeky-love","looking-for-love","new-york-city","relationship-problems","short-story","short-story-collection","valentine-s-day","zack-love"],"id":155558,"author_id":"Zack+Love"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":29,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}