{"quotes":[{"text":"He is so rich, he has no room to shit.","author":"Marcus Aurelius","tags":["clutter","materialism","possessions","shit","wealth"],"id":8601,"author_id":"Marcus+Aurelius"},{"text":"What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.","author":"Bill Bryson","tags":["appalachia","attack","bear","camp","camping","funny","hiking","shit","trail","true"],"id":14034,"author_id":"Bill+Bryson"},{"text":"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.","author":"Mel Brooks","tags":["bullshit","humor","profanity","shit","vulgarity"],"id":17798,"author_id":"Mel+Brooks"},{"text":"If you look at the evolution of the brain, the logic centers, they were growing at the same time as the creative centers were expanding. And that creates this really potent illusion that you’re not just a bag of chemicals reacting to shit. Which is what you are.","author":"Tim Cannon","tags":["biology","brain","chemicals","evolution","illusion","shit"],"id":21076,"author_id":"Tim+Cannon"},{"text":"You will not say how you are haunted by the faces of the men you killed, how in their last gasp of life they sought your pity and you had none. You will not speak of the boys who died screaming for their mothers while you twisted a blade in their guts and snarled your scorn into their ears. You will not confess that you wake in the night, covered in sweat, heart hammering, shrinking from the memories. You will not talk of that, because that is the horror, and the horror is held in the heart’s hoard, a secret, and to admit it is to admit fear, and we are warriors.We do not fear. We strut. We go to battle like heroes. We stink of shit.","author":"Bernard Cornwell","tags":["battle","fear","heroes","horror","secret","shit","warriors"],"id":21963,"author_id":"Bernard+Cornwell"},{"text":"Humans listen to their hearts so fucking loud that they mute their dumbass brains.","author":"The Fart Blast","tags":["brain","fuck-tags","fuckyou","human","logical","shit","too-much-brain-usage","vulgar"],"id":39120,"author_id":"The+Fart+Blast"},{"text":"50 Zen, read shit.... BECOME MASTER!","author":"Deyth Banger","tags":["master","shit","zen"],"id":42166,"author_id":"Deyth+Banger"},{"text":"Seropusly, why do flies line up in the sky every time someone lies? Hovering over they long to take the shit out from where It belongs so They compete to eat it alive.","author":"Ana Claudia Antunes","tags":["acrostic","cheating","competition","crap","falsehood","flies","fooling","liars","lies","line","lining","mischief","shit","telling-lies","telling-stories","wrong-path","wrongdoing"],"id":46116,"author_id":"Ana+Claudia+Antunes"},{"text":"If you hate it... You close it!If you can't do it... You don't do it...!...Don't try from shit to make gold!","author":"Deyth Banger","tags":["close","gold","hate","lesson","shit"],"id":70604,"author_id":"Deyth+Banger"},{"text":"It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.","author":"Haruki Murakami","tags":["clean-up","life","shit","talking","truth"],"id":80737,"author_id":"Haruki+Murakami"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":63,"pages":7,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}