{"quotes":[{"text":"The thought of killing myself had slowed me down to five miles per hour. The thought of killing someone else stopped me completely.","author":"David Sedaris","tags":["cyclops","memoir","naked","sedaris"],"id":334772,"author_id":"David+Sedaris"},{"text":"The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.","author":"David Sedaris","tags":["curly-hair","dark","sedaris","strangers"],"id":343326,"author_id":"David+Sedaris"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":2,"pages":1}}