{"quotes":[{"text":"One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.","author":"Kurt Vonnegut Jr.","tags":["existentialism","humor","sarcastic-humor","satire"],"id":502,"author_id":"Kurt+Vonnegut+Jr."},{"text":"Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.","author":"Adhish Mazumder","tags":["politics","sarcasm","sarcastic-humor","sarcastic","trust","truth","wisdom","work-politics"],"id":6568,"author_id":"Adhish+Mazumder"},{"text":"I'd tell you nice try, but... It wasn't.","author":"Cynder","tags":["humor","sarcasm","sarcastic-humor"],"id":10959,"author_id":"Cynder"},{"text":"The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?","author":"M.A. George","tags":["jar-of-dirt","paranormal-romance","sarcastic-humor","wedding-traditions"],"id":12891,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"..Each ministry has an allocation of money to spend on projects agreed to by the government. Every Secretary of State is acutely aware that his tenure of office maybe very short, so he picks out a major contract for himself from the many available. It's the one way to ensure a pension for life if the government is changed overnight or the minister simply loses his job.","author":"Jeffrey Archer","tags":["government","minister","money","pension","sarcasm","sarcastic-humor"],"id":18004,"author_id":"Jeffrey+Archer"},{"text":"Seriously, Palta…” He was honestly puzzled, “I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. What about your ears is supposed to be so bizarre?”“Um…You’d have to be blind to miss them,” I replied sarcastically. “If you’re not, you will be when you poke your eye out on one of them.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["aliens","ears","humor","paranormal-romance","sarcastic-humor"],"id":22446,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"Leave Dad alone' I told Aislinn. 'His Britishness is sort-circuiting.","author":"Rachel Hawkins","tags":["humor","parents","sarcastic-humor"],"id":32759,"author_id":"Rachel+Hawkins"},{"text":"When I venture to point out the unfairness of this, I am reminded of the second item on my list. Apparently the only acceptable destiny for a young female mem​b​er of the house of Windsor is to marry into another of the royal houses that still seem to litter Europe, even though there are precious few reigning monarchs these days. It seems that even a very minor Windsor like myself is a desirable commodity for those wishing a tenuous alliance with Britain at this unsettled time. I am constantly being reminded that is is my duty to make a good match with some half-lunatic, buck-toothed, chinless, spinele​s​s​​​, and utterly awful European royal, thus cementing ties with a potential enemy. My cousin Alex did this, poor thing. I have learned from her tragic example.","author":"Rhys Bowen","tags":["insightful","interesting","sarcastic-humor"],"id":36126,"author_id":"Rhys+Bowen"},{"text":"I can only imagine what goes on in that head of yours…” he teased. “I assure you I haven’t taken up black magic, ritualistic sacrifice, or—”“Plushophilia?” I tagged on.“Excuse me?…” came his half-confused, half-intrigued reaction.“An obsession with stuffed animals,” I clarified. “I mean, you are a young one…”“Where did you come up with that?” He kept his hands firmly covering my eyes, but I could hear the amused smile in his voice. “Is that even a real word?”“I’m a doctor, I know these things,” I shrugged.","author":"M.A. George","tags":["humor","paranormal-romance","sarcastic-humor"],"id":39091,"author_id":"M.A.+George"},{"text":"If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["bromance","commercialism","core","core-of-the-soul","core-values","devil","god","humor","humour","job","materialism","mm","money","rat-race","religion","rockstar","sarcasm","sarcastic","sarcastic-humor","sarcastic","satan","society","work","working","worship","yaoi"],"id":47581,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":74,"pages":8,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}