{"quotes":[{"text":"... The house is on fire, but go ahead - finish painting the verandah...","author":"John Geddes","tags":["fire","house","painting","sarcasm-humor","verandah"],"id":9724,"author_id":"John+Geddes"},{"text":"Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.","author":"Jacqueline Patricks","tags":["apocalypse","civialization","duct-tape","end-of-the-world","sarcasm-humor","worry"],"id":13139,"author_id":"Jacqueline+Patricks"},{"text":"Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all.' -Crash.","author":"Hazel Blackthorn","tags":["funny","sarcasm","sarcasm-humor"],"id":56771,"author_id":"Hazel+Blackthorn"},{"text":"He shook off the thoughts—that wasn’t anything he needed to worry about tonight. Any secondnow, he was going to hear the chime of a new text message, the chime that signaled the demise of rich,slick Maybe-next-time-we-can-meet-for-more-than-two-minutes-which-also-happens-to-be-how-long-I-last-during-sex Tyler Roland, Attorney-at-Law.Vaughn picked up his phone to check that it had a signal.Yep, any second now.","author":"Julie James","tags":["funny-thoughts","julie-james","romance-novels","sarcasm-humor"],"id":61924,"author_id":"Julie+James"},{"text":"I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-humor","funny-insults","funny-life","funny","good-and-evil","humorous","humour","laughter-is-the-best-medicine","laughter","philosophical-musings","sarcasm-humor","truth-telling","ugly-truths","wellness-guru"],"id":72003,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"},{"text":"Dying's a bitch, and I would know.","author":"Kyoko M.","tags":["angels","book","death","demons","first-line","opening-line","paranormal","quote","sarcasm-humor","urban-fantasy"],"id":83934,"author_id":"Kyoko+M."},{"text":"The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.","author":"Eoin Colfer","tags":["funny","sarcasm","sarcasm-humor"],"id":96020,"author_id":"Eoin+Colfer"},{"text":"I improvise therefore I exist!","author":"Ljupka Cvetanova","tags":["aphorisms","exist","existance","existing","improvise","improvising","irony","quotes","sarcasm-humor","sayings","therefore"],"id":107841,"author_id":"Ljupka+Cvetanova"},{"text":"He sure told you off, huh, Icy?' ~Darcy.","author":"VIZ Media","tags":["darcy","icy","sarcasm","sarcasm-humor","the-trix","winx-club"],"id":143533,"author_id":"VIZ+Media"},{"text":"Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.","author":"Fakeer Ishavardas","tags":["funny-but-true","funny-humor","humour-life","life-and-living","life-lessons","life-lessons","life","living-your-best-life","motivational-inspirational","philosophical-humor","reality-of-life","sarcasm-humor","sarcastic-wisdom","wellness-guru"],"id":150804,"author_id":"Fakeer+Ishavardas"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":23,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}