{"quotes":[{"text":"A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.","author":"Ryan Lilly","tags":["books","bookshelf","branding","business-humor","funny","headshot","humor","humor","humor","humorous","intellectual","intellectualism","intellectuals","peek","peeking","personal-branding","photo","photographer","photography","picture","professional","professionalism","profile-pic","profile-picture","quotable","quote","restraining-order"],"id":191123,"author_id":"Ryan+Lilly"},{"text":"Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?","author":"Will Advise","tags":["arrival","delivery","guys","lawsuit","lawsuits","nothing","order","ordering","people","pizza","police","profit","restraining","restraining-order","scam","strategy","winning","winning-strategy"],"id":417651,"author_id":"Will+Advise"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":2,"pages":1}}