{"quotes":[{"text":"I can cross my arms and I can cross my legs, but nothing seems to cross my mind.","author":"J.R. Rim","tags":["confused","crossed","legs","mind","quotes","random"],"id":2836,"author_id":"J.R.+Rim"},{"text":"Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo.","author":"Cora Carmack","tags":["advice","friendship-and-love","funny","joke","random","relationship"],"id":3252,"author_id":"Cora+Carmack"},{"text":"You were chasing stones forever, forgetting the diamond within you.","author":"Skye Elf","tags":["inspirational","life-philosophy","random"],"id":6233,"author_id":"Skye+Elf"},{"text":"I pat her on the head. 'Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake.","author":"Jenny Han","tags":["food","funny","humor","random"],"id":10721,"author_id":"Jenny+Han"},{"text":"He crouched at the care window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly.'The American stepped towards him. 'What? What did you say?'Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.","author":"Derek Landy","tags":["family","humor","humorous","insults","random","what-the-hell"],"id":19831,"author_id":"Derek+Landy"},{"text":"Shit, money, and the World, the three American truths, powering the American mobility, claimed the Slothrops, clasped them for good to the country's fate. But they did not prosper... About all they did was persist.","author":"Thomas Pynchon","tags":["random","truth"],"id":23474,"author_id":"Thomas+Pynchon"},{"text":"Cora,come on now. You can find a guy in, like, a second flat. Half the guys in the band have you on their laminated list.'She rolled her expressive eyes at me. 'I want something real, Jet. Something that is life changing and dramatic, something that makes me forget anyone else ever existed. I just can't see that happening and it makes me sad.'I think you're maybe reaching for something that doesn't exist.","author":"Jay Crownover","tags":["love","random","relationship"],"id":30985,"author_id":"Jay+Crownover"},{"text":"I was taught over and over again that the accumulation of random mutations led to evolutionary change - led to new species. I believed it until I looked for evidence.","author":"Lynn Margulis","tags":["random","evidence","new "],"id":31181,"author_id":"Lynn+Margulis"},{"text":"Magic = Chess, Chess is with strategy, doing moves which people think that they are random, but they aren't random. They are part of the strategy. The same is in the magic. However, the magic, have the ability to distraction!","author":"Deyth Banger","tags":["chess","fuck","magic","random","wtf"],"id":39538,"author_id":"Deyth+Banger"},{"text":"I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.","author":"Nicole \"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"Snooki\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\" Polizzi","tags":["funny","random","weird"],"id":39751,"author_id":"Nicole+%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22Snooki%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22%22+Polizzi"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":153,"pages":16,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}